Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

[Cicero_Dandi]

Rory Rory Rory

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

He’s absolute box office. The cunt wouldn’t turn up and put in two average rounds.

[glenshane]

What’s he at now?

[anon78624367]

+4

[glenshane]

Where’s the cut likely to be?

[iron_mike]

+3 now

[anon78624367]

+1, outside chance of +2

[iron_mike]

In or around +2

[anon78624367]

Tough stretch coming up. Especially 17 and 18. He doesn’t want to be chasing birdies there.

[iron_mike]

Yup

[anon78624367]

Sticks it in a short side bunker from 80 yards. So long Rors

[anon61878697]

Wory, wory, wory.

[iron_mike]

Be the fuck

[Copper_pipe]

Powers enhanced Rory to make the cut from 6/1 to 9/1

[anon61878697]

He’ll win it.

[GeoffreyBoycott]

How is Rory doing now?

[anon61878697]

He’s gonna win the whole thing ffs. Lump on.

[anon61878697]

Flying it…back in contention to win it.

[GeoffreyBoycott]

He’s got to make this cut first. It’s a bit like Galway going up to Parnell Park to face Dublin. They’d have won the All Ireland if they got out of there intact.

[Copper_pipe]

@GeoffreyBoycott

He’s got to make this cut first

Datagolf says he currently has a 10.2% chance of making the cut.