[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1119503, member: 1786”]I hope your library burns down
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My local librarian passed away - they had a minute’s noise as a mark of respect
Now that Niall Horan has been confirmed as his caddy for the par 3 event I think all of Ireland should get behind our Rory.
Is that Eoin Kellys cousin?
???
Are you from Kerry?
He starts today with a bogey.
Double bogey there. As of now he will miss the cut by a shot.
Not good. We need him around for the weekend so he can suffer more.
Ah lovely.
He’d probably ask for an orange jacket if he did win.
Which he’s not going to. Lovely.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1120997, member: 129”]He’d probably ask for an orange jacket if he did win.
Which he’s not going to. Lovely.[/QUOTE]
Outstanding quip. Post of the year. I’ll be using that one. 
“Sit, Sit, Bite”
It neither sat nor bit.
Mcilpubes ball just disappeared off the screen 
How is this joker World No1?
Missed a three footer there.
Was he aiming for me?
Cunt.
Nothing about the eagle he scored.
Mugs
He be better off with a Hurley in his hand at this stage.
[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1121106, member: 58”]Nothing about the eagle he scored.
Mugs[/QUOTE]
In all seriousness, every Iron he hits he is just praying he gets the distance correct. He looks rattled.
[QUOTE=“theLockes, post: 1121106, member: 58”]Nothing about the eagle he scored.
Mugs[/QUOTE]
You’re in the hoping he fucks it up thread in case you didn’t notice