The whole thing invites the question, what got up your arse over this?
Wouldnāt we all?
Iād say heās done some rails off that arse.
Rory is British, you mong.
Rory transcends nationality.
The Greatest Irish sportsman of all time, from the same country as your beloved Martin McG
In one breath
āRory transcends nationalityā
In the next line
The greatest āinsert false nationality hereā
You couldnāt make it up.
Martin had an Irish passport, mate. Rory is British as is each of their rights -
Rory is not Irish - and he plays golf, not a sport.
But I just did make it up
Rory is a great man playing a great sport.
None of that is true.
Itās all true. Heās a gentleman and a competitor. A national treasure.
A gentleman ? - Remind me how a number of his previous romantic relationships ended ?
Poor Rory has taken a while to find āthe oneā, just as many of us did in our early twenties.
Glass houses bud, glass houses.
I asked you to regale us with how he ended the relationships, mateā¦
Iām no gentleman
Ah ffs ā¦ when was that?
Pushed him away
Probably every day he goes out on a course.