Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

He hasnā€™t a fuckin backbone in his body.Heā€™ll do and say anything his handlers tell him to if it means a few bob in the bank.A more horrible cunt youā€™ll never meet.

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Truth, Rory showed great restraint. If it was me Iā€™d have driven the pup up the middle of the fairway with a 3 wood.

A despicable little bastard. A worthless swine of an individual.

Heā€™s a professional golfer. Thatā€™s generally what they do. Iā€™m not sure what peopleā€™s problem is with him. Is it cos he didnā€™t don the green jersey like the great Roy Keane?

Jesus thats a lovely summation. A fucking mƩ fƩiner of the worst kind.

Didnā€™t he get some lad thrown out of The Ryder Cup after a bit of harmless banter?

Made a point of ratting/pointing the chap out to security and insisted he was chucked out.

Didnā€™t he give it big licks in the Ryder Cup against some morbidly obese yank and then the fat lad returned it in spades and bet the orange cunt up a stick?

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Proper order too, nothing worse than having some yahoo putting you off when youā€™re down on a shot. Thatā€™s the great thing about golf, if uve no manners u wonā€™t be getting in and if u do u wonā€™t be long being fucked out.

This is a deflection tactic by Mcilcunt.

If he doesnā€™t win this weekend (+2 at the moment) he will have gone through the season without winning a tournament :laughing:

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What an underachieving cunt. Heā€™s playing a shit hobby that no self-respecting person participates in and heā€™s crap at it.

I canā€™t believe President Trump risked damaging his reputation by playing a round of golf wth this pube-headed prick.

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Easily the worst thing President Trump has said or done since taking office.

Hopefully Melania will have a word and prevent a repeat in future. Get some Masters winner like Bubba Watson instead.


In effect, McIlroy is a walking ATM earning and will earn in excess of $30 million (ā‚¬27.6 million) annually in endorsement deals alone before the matter of hitting a golf ball for prize money even comes into play.

Rors only has to turn up, stroll around a manicured lawn 8 hours a week and gets 0.5m a week. No wonder theyā€™re seething. Thatā€™s over $70k an hour if he misses the cut. Heā€™s mugging them off. No wonder lads are seething.

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Yeah thereā€™s definitely no performance targets in the contract so all he has to do is stroll around :roll_eyes:

This is lame enough banter by the way, youā€™re not winding anyone up.

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Further proof that money canā€™t buy you class

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What good is money to ye when youā€™re a cunt who everyone hates.

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Can you answer this one for us @glasagusban?

What would he know about having money. Doesnt he work as a secretary in the civil service.

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Tagging me again :grinning:

Harsh. @glasagusban is a lovely chap. Donā€™t mind him hun xxx

He neednā€™t win another tournament. Just like Tiger, his name is big enough to earn him plenty without making a cut.