Let's All Laugh At McIIroy

McIlroy has fought back to +3 and looks like he will make the cut.

Cc @myboyblue

Before his round yday he bemoaned the fact that he wasn’t getting enough credit for his recent achievements. Then he walks out and shoots a 63.
If he keeps up his form from last 2 years, he could rival tiger at his peak.

Actually he’ll probably better him

He won’t qualify ahead of Paul Dunne or Seamus Power the way the wanker is playing currently.

Ah lovely. The best outcome

Rory, Rory, Rory

Be a laugh if Rory didn’t qualify for the Olympic team

Koepka beginning to melt down here and the crowd starting to be a real pain in the arse

Nothing more obnoxious than drunk New Yorkers. They’ll be seething if Tiger misses the cut.
edit. 3 bogeys in a row now, +5

Bunch of fucking idiots. They don’t deserve the city they live in

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Tiger is an at severe disadvantage with all these tools roaring at him

Spieth is well placed.

Sadly Bollocky Bill has had another poor first round, this time at the Memorial and lies 10 shots off the pace.

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Bollocky Bill is a great phrase. Frequently used by my father-in-law when referring to me.

Langer Dan is another one.

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This course reminds me a lot of Mount Juliet. Did Jack Nicklaus design Mount Juliet. I think he did.

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You’re spot on, he did

McIlroy on the cut line again. Cc @myboyblue

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The cunt is after driving it in on top of a couple enjoying a picnic there.

A feature with him and Anthony Joshua on now bizarrely

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They’ve gone out for the day to watch golf, they got what they deserved

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Bogey 6 on the par 5 there.