Liverpool Football Club 2013/14

A bad night last night. Cissoko, Toure and Allen all injured. Toure is the biggest loss as he was playing great at CB, fucks us for Sunday, tho it is a chance for redemption for skittles.

Yeah - been impressed with Toure. All they all definitely gone for Sunday mate?

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he was shite in the cup game tues…

Any word on a center half coming in before the deadline?

Yes, we are deffo* gonna sign one of Alderweireld, Sakho or Ilori.

*Not very likely.

What happened with that Greek lad?

Broke down after first session back from injury… Dodged a bullet. He may still be a target come January so I wouldn’t be surprised if we signed the young Ilori with the hope that Skittles and Dagger do the business till Toure/Christmas comes.

@Sidney Is the 3rd league cup game away to Man Utd he first game that the king will be available for??

It is, pal-we will murder those cunts.

After beating them at football.

We’re in a bit of shit about an oul Munich joke on Twitter

In some ways a nothing comment but the plonker, as a club employee, should have known better.

Storm in a teacup, bud-plane crashes will be the last thing on the cunts minds when Suarez is smashing a beaut of a volley past De Gay in the Rumbelows.

Reports in Italy suggest that Liverpool have agreed a fee for Sakho who was a target for Milan and Roma.

Supposed to be in for Ilori too.
Toure may be fit for tomorrow’s game in a recovery worthy of Wolverine

Sakho and Ilori are undergoing medicals.

Rudi, you’re the expert around here. What is your opinion of these two?

Prediction:
Liverpool 5 Manchester United 0

I know nothing about them to be honest other than Sakho was touted as a wonderkid when he was breaking through but hasn’t lived up to his billing.

Signing these two lads must mean Skrtel is leaving though.

Will Borini be off lads? With Moses signing he will be even further pushed down the pecking order and if he has any aspirations of going to Brazil next summer then he will need first team football.