Liverpool Football Club 2023/24

Fucking Sturridge the bollox was class but he wasn’t interested

City knew.

His body let him down. Wonderful footballer. A pity

His atttiude was always stink

Was it Rodgers who said he could only play if he was 100% otherwise he wouldn’t. We all know a fella like that.

He was a baller though

He was untouchable as a youth, he was flagged for years at City, and was unplayable. Headed to Chelsea for the big dollars and after that it was all bling. He had a great opportunity at Liverpool with Suarez but even still he couldn’t sustain it.

To be fair he comes across as very upbeat on Sky Sports coverage. Wasn’t expecting him to be such a positive guy. Rodgers wanted to sign Clint Dempsey instead of him in the summer of 2012. Ignored the laptop gurus findings.

That’s right. The laptop gurus were recommending him that summer but Brendy had the big horn for Clint. Forgot about that actually. They nearly had to force him to sign him the following January

Sturridge was a disgrace of a footballer.

Constantly injured.

With two years left on his contract, Liverpool loaned him to West Brom in January who were fighting relegation.

20 minutes into his debut for WBA he goes off injured and never played for them again.

Back to Liverpool for pre season and into the last year of his contract. Miraculously recovered from injury now he puts in an intense pre season and is in decent form - he’s in the shop window now and needs clubs to be interested. Injuries are now much less frequent.

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Suarez’s greatest achievement in football was making Rodgers look like a good manager.

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Christ if only Klopp had worked with Suarez. We’d have won the lot even more often.

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They had one of the worst defensive records in the league that season.

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I dont really care how he comes across now hes realised he fucked away a great talent.

Sturridge is a man of God. He believed his niggles were God’s plan and was pretty ambivalent about playing through the pain barrier. Liverpool had got a good 18 months out of him and tailored a specific training regime. That doddery auld cunt Hodgson decided to “test his resolve” during England training and fucked him up for good.

Studge is vibes, you guys just wouldn’t get it.

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https://twitter.com/historymuppet/status/1751355212520960465?s=46&t=K27wQ5SlUD1o1nD3wyFPgA

He may be Klopps greatest gift to Liverpool

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didnt you ditch them after 2 defeats last season?

not sure if the tweet reflects that

A special, special moment for Liverpool Football Club and our own Conor Bradley. What a goal.

The VAR fuckers did their best to try and ruin it, mind.

Bradley looks to the manor born how the fuck did we miss out on him.