Liverpool Football Club 2025/26

Salah has actually strengthened Slot’s position with his tantrum and likely bought him some time. Why? Because people naturally side against a player throwing a tantrum and rally around the club and the manager. They side against the person acting the cunt.

Ronaldo bought Ten Hag time and Manchester United promptly entered by far the best run of results of Ten Hag’s time when Ronaldo acted the cunt.

Xabi Alonso was always more of a fit for Barcelona than Real Madrid in every sense, and he would no doubt have signed for them had it not been for the simple fact Barcelona already had Xavi, Iniesta and Busquets. He never seemed like a Real Madrid type. Too Basque, too obviously not a cunt, too obviously an intellectual thinker about the game. He has a Barcelona face, not a Real Madrid face, as was the case with Luis Enrique. He’ll manage Barcelona yet. Maybe after he manages Liverpool.