A Kilkenny man stranded in Cork. He has resigned himself to the fact that his twin sons will end up wearing the blood and bandages of their adopted county and will most probably spend more time on strike than hurling.

Locke is a sick cunt who posted a picture of Jade Goody(RIP) in the lovely ladies thread.

Locke is well know for playing down Kilkenny’s chances in every single match they play.

Locke is known to cook multiple dinners for his wife before she decides which one she wants to eat.

Locke is the resident expert on the Kilkenny Senior Footballers. He still has hope they’ll win that coveted Leinster title before Ben or Jerry draw the pension book.

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