Lovely ladies of the 2016 Olympics

Btw. I did realise you were a woman. Nice to have some women on here

A yeah, a predictable enough response.

There’s more than one approach to these things.

One lad I knew used to have great tales. They always ended up with accounts of him in a hotel room somewhere, with a few naked birds across the bed, bottles of champagne all over the place.

You knew George Best?

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@glasagusban?

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Do lesbians need condoms?

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I arranged a threesome once.

I had two “no shows”.

I went ahead anyway and thoroughly enjoyed myself.

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What’s this single shit about?

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You are on about not being into lesbian orgies, not your thing.

A pre requisite i would imagine is being a woman. Hence the assumption.

Rumour has it, you were one of the “no shows”

Generally they “happen”. Artanging gives people too much to think about

Showjumping isn’t my thing either.

Doesn’t mean I’m a horse.

In truth, I wouldn’t know how you’d begin to get one of these set up.

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Berlin with the missus.

Go out on the piss.

If she is anyway hot she will be approached.

Go home and bang the shit out of the 2 of them.

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Informative.

I think in that scenario, the missus would bang the shit out of me. And not in the good way.

A lot of this would go over my head at the best of times. I’d probably ask her the way to the Bandenburg gate or something.

As you say, whatever you are into

The Italian gymnast, Fasana is lovely.

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There you go pal.

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Ooh I’d like to bring her out for a nice meal and couple of drinks.

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T would be well soft. You’d need Sean Cavanagh to rugby tackle her to the ground for you

What other type would you marry?

Someone i approve of.