Luis Suarez Appreciation Thread

Already paid for himself. Legend.

He’s a racist.

I think the issue there was the embargo on overseas players. Suarez is married to an Italian lady and sought a passport to clear the way for a lucrative move. The authorities weren’t biting and insisted on language proficiency. Luis of course hadn’t a word beyond Euro and mucho but opted for the test anyhow.
What’s missing though is the fact that a bung was offered to the examiner who blew the whistle and hence Luis had no option but to departivo or whatever.
So he’s left to munch on someone in the Spanish league for another season.
He won’t be heading out for a bite in Italy just yet.

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I think there was more to it than that. He seems to have been caught up in an ongoing investigation where the school was selling passes in the test and there’s many more like him who got away with it

Perhaps he should have contacted one or more of the mĂșinteoirs here who might have squared the circle but you have the jist of it there. I knew it was something dodgy.


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The GOAT?

That’s Jimmy Anderson apparently.

@BruidheanChaorthainn reckons he’s completely done

Suarez > Messi

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