As was the deceased.
Malahide will shortly be graced with my presence. Would any of you gentlemen recommended a decent spot for a bite to eat - kids/reprobates in attendance so nothing too fauncy
They have a nice swamp on the border with Swords Iām lead to believe.
The Greenery - on the coast towards Portmarnock
Scotch Bonnet - more central and a bit more family oriented but probably more standard fare
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The cafe in Kinsealy garden centre is really good for breakfast.
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Theyāll be lucky if I throw them a bag of crisps. Iām only bringing them for dinner so that I can get tanked. I could leave them in the car I suppose
Make sure to leave down the windows just a tad. Let the air in
Noted. I spoil them enough as it is
I hear ya. Iām just thinking of the fucking paperwork youāll have to fill out if anything goes wrong
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Dreadful advice. Scotch bonnet is a shithole. MCGoverns on the Diamond has very good lunch value. 10ā¬. It also means you can get tanked earlierā¦
Be advised, restaurants in Malahide know how to charge. Kajjal, Beef and Lobster, Old town, are all pricey. But Kajjal is one of the finest Indian* restaurants youāll ever visit.
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Lunch in Siam Thai, Bento Box ā¬10.
McGoverns 
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Is it some sort of a moat or border?
Head into Fowlerās. Locate the Bayan corner. Find the biggest lad in there. Buy him a pint and thank him for his tips. Then hit him a slap in the face and tell him to stop being a child and to return to posting on here. Buy him another pint. And exit.
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You are vile
Bring them over to the castle for a while and you can eat in Avoca, alternatively the grub in Donnybrook fair is good and itās buzzy enough that the kids wonāt disgrace you
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I think the kids are about 8 or 9. Tomorrow afternoon /early evening. @Mac Iāll hit him but heāll stay hit for the foreseeable future. Iāll get one of the kids to do it.
Probably scotch bonnet then mate
Child friendly no frills
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Thatāll suit me then. Donāt know about the kids.