Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

He doesn’t want the ball either. Hides in bad positions so he doesn’t get the ball.
Seems to be constantly chasing shadows

Garnacho is one of those lads who is way quicker with the ball at his feet. Upamacano is too much for him though.

Coman fucked up Shaw there.

Got ate there

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Men against boys. Totally physically dominated.

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Hope Kane turned around in the dressing room and just said

‘Jungs, es ist vereint’

There’s been a touch of the late United era Lukaku about him tonight, minus the strength

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Looks out of his depth alright. The midfield is worse though. How Bayern arent ahead is a mystery.

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Dalot has talent if he could channel it

Is Garnacho lacking a bit of explosiveness? He picks up speed as he’s running but he has nothing over the first yard

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He reminds me a bit of Son that way, great when he has momentum, but won’t go past if he is squared up.

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Anthony is a joke of a footballer.

Utd will win this all the same

If I was a betting man I’d say Joanne is in her flowers.

You mean Man U are at home ?

Amrabat is a joke … The opening sequence of play this half seen him misjudge a simple bouncing ball and he ran ahead of it and was very easily brushed off it as he tried to turn back to get it.

Bruno ffs.

Technically he is nothing special

Beautiful pitching wedge shot by Bruno Fernandes. Unfortunately for Manchester United he needed a 2 iron.

His best attributes are his energy and sense of timing.

All the money in the world and Jonny Evans is starting a must win game :grinning:

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Nasty one from Antony there.

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