Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Darwizzy scored 15 last season. He’ll go close to doubling that tally this year.

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He is a beast of a man, will get 25 all competitions.

Yea when he missed the peno in 08 CL final and then was sulking around the place in 09 final I thought they were better off selling him. He was brilliant by then but I found him unbelievably annoying and thought he’d only get worse. I was wrong though tbf. His first few years though I was never so wrong about a player and I wasn’t the only one. I thought he was going to be completely shit. I don’t think there’s ever been such a transformation in a player.

What was he 6"2, with that first touch, who could move like that. The cunt couldve been a wide receiver in the NFL.

And Liverpool managed about 20 goals more in the league without him the previous season.

I’d say that had much more to do with a dysfunctional and ageing midfield, Luis Diaz injury and a hangover from the extraordinary 63 game season in 21/22.

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Keep thinking that.

Darwizzy might struggle for double figures as he’ll have to compete for starts with Salah, Jota, Diaz, and Gakpo. Although he’ll embrace the challenge as he avoided competing for starts with a hammer thrower by snubbing Yanited.

Darwin would easily start for Man Utd. Just unfortunate that Gakpo is such an ace and a brilliant false 9.

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What odds would anyone give on it I wonder? I think, and I don’t know why cos he certainly looked awkward as fuck last year, that Nunez’s energy and raw power could really see him take off this year, especially if Klopp can get that heavy metal/high energy/inhaler football going again

Well @BruidheanChaorthainn thinks Darwin is shit and Rashford is class so I’d imagine he will give very generous odds

They’re both 11/1 in the w/o Haaland top scorer market

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

It’s hard not to see this as being a direct reach out to @croppy_boy

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Get in touch with them @croppy_boy

Glad United pased on bidding for wideboy Rice…the useless cunt…

Very pointed

A lot of soul searching in house @croppy_boy this evening

Oh dear

The fans destroyed his confidence. He used to be Officer Class

We still believe even if they never did