Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

It feels like three years ago in this instance.

Cavani
De gea
Pogba
Ronaldo

Feels like a life time ago for some of these.

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First time since we lost to Leicester 5-3 man United were leading at half
Time and lost.

Is there a trophy for that?

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Just shows you how rare they’ve been winning at half time

https://app.independent.co.uk/2024/03/03/what-hope-have-manchester-united-got-theyre-a-team-in-a-death-spiral-3/content.html

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@flattythehurdler can u decrypticise this please?

Some of the records broken by Erik ten Hag:

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t finished bottom of their CL group since 2006, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competition’s history, until Erik Ten Hag

  • No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competition’s history until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competition’s history, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competition’s history, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Newcastle hadn’t kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • No team had ever given away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competition’s history, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Newcastle hadn’t won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Newcastle hadn’t won a cup game against Manchester United since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United hadn’t lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Galatasaray hadn’t won a game on English soil in 117 years of existence, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

  • Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

Long may he reign

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He’s had fierce bad luck

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He just needs more time.

It’s really the fault of the players if you think about it

None of those stats would have happened if Luke Shaw was fit

That damn ketchup bottle :cry:

Or if the Glazers had given him a few quid, or if he had been able to get rid of Maguire and McTominay like he wanted to

Christ Fergie was some cod!

Would I be right in thinking he’s also spent more than any previous yanited manager?

I also heard that he’s got a better parking space than some previous managers