Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Arthur makes a very witty & subtle footix joke & then Fran comes in and MANSPLAINS it & crowd of simpletons give all the likes to him instead of @Arthur.

This used to be a proper website.

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You’d wonder why we bother sometimes

Like 73% of your posts are about the footix phenomenon from wry observations, to exasperated outbursts, to in depth analyses. I count us very fortunate to have you as footix correspondent.

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Thanks buddy

Thanks for pointing that out mate. I’ll be more careful with my likes in future

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@Bandage still seething over Hamish MacJockstrap. Time to let it go.

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No No.

I’m not going to lie, I was surprised to see you mixed up in it.

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1773286067791188359?s=46

There is a lad who is centreback for Sporting Lisbon that is supposed to be brilliant. Never seen him play but all the tactico lads on twitter are creaming themselves. I wonder will United be in for him. The 2 young centrebacks at Sporting are supposed to be good. Arsenal seem to be in for the lesser one.

There is also a young Brazilian lad at Palmeiras called Willian who is supposed to be comparable to Neymar and reportedly better than Endrick who Madrid took. They are nicknaming this guy Messinho.

Seems they are adopting the strategy I’m in favour and targeting younger players on the way up anyway.

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I’ve seen that Tobido play for FranceI’m nearly sure. Looked quick and powerful. France seem to be producing shed loads of good defenders. Very solid signing.

40 million seems reasonable as well.

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You could get 30 for Maguire

Targeting young players is all grand. Tis getting them is the problem. I remember when OSG was “targeting” Haaland :smiley:

Are Utd a selling club now?

Jarrad Branthwaite on Manchester United radar ahead of potential summer move

Centre-back spent last season on loan at PSV and has broken into Everton’s starting line-up this term with series of impressive performances

Mike McGrath27 March 2024 • 6:28pm

England centre-back Jarrad Branthwaite is being looked at by Manchester United as a possible summer target in one of their priority areas to bolster for next season.

‌Branthwaite, 21, was called up by Gareth Southgate for this week’s internationals after his breakthrough season in the Premier League after spending last season at PSV in Holland.

‌While United have yet to push forward with summer plans, Branthwaite is highly regarded at Old Trafford as one of the most promising homegrown prospects at centre-back.

‌There is uncertainty over that position as Raphael Varane has one full season left on his contract and interest from Saudi Arabia. As revealed by Telegraph Sport last month, a centre-back is an area United are looking at.

‌They are also in the market for a striker to support Rasmus Hojlund and will look at right-backs. Casemiro’s future, and whether he stays at the club, will determine whether they look at central midfielder.

Branthwaite is among the centre-backs likely to be considered at the end of the season, when transfer budgets tend to get decided as it is known whether United will be playing in the Champions League as they were this term.

‌Everton’s own situation could determine Branthwaite’s future and his value on the transfer market. They are battling against relegation from the Premier League and Branthwaite will be one of their most valuable assets in the summer.

‌It is expected to be a busy market for centre-backs in the summer with Marc Guehi at Crystal Palace also earning admirers in the Premier League. Guehi and Branthwaite are expected to both break through the £50 million barrier as homegrown talents who are in Southgate’s plans.

‌Branthwaite did not play for England during the international break, with Southgate using Joe Gomez and Ezri Konsa.

‌“He’s played consistently well,” said Southgate. “We watched him as a back-up centre-back at the Under-21 finals last year and if you would have said then he would play as consistently well at PL level as he has, I would have questioned that. That is a credit to him. He’s good with the ball, shows good composure and mentality and we don’t have many left-footers.”

I hear united are now “scouting” that fella at Everton

Pence or pounds?

If they are buying this lad-does that mean the Argentine goes into midfield? Two left-footed centrebacks playing together is a big no no.