just like a back garden…they need a good dig every so often…
Have Newcastle offered him a contract yet?
I didn’t think you were a scumbag like your jackeen friends in fairness bando, very disapointing.
fook off kev…i’d say that ferocious temper of yours has attacked many a bird in ‘banana’ browns or the half moon over the years when they told you to fook off…
Avoid browns at all costs if possible, although you’d be forced in sometimes after championship.
Half Moon was some club, best Cork had in my experience.
Hitting birds is for cowards.
Better revise the old fantasy football team so.
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]I would be wary about a lot of these cases that report ‘don’t you know who I am’ lines but anyone who punches a bird is a fucking cunt.
Groping - now there’s no harm in that.[/quote]
Anyone who tries to trip a bird is a fucking cunt.
Tripping a bird?
That’s the lowest of the low.
[quote=“Bandage”]Tripping a bird?
That’s the lowest of the low.[/quote]
He didn’t get her though. She played him for a kipper.
Thank God Motty wasn’t a key witness to this attack or there’d have been a mistrial when he said all black lads look the same to him.
I read that as minstral the first time I read it.
I wonder was the identity parade like another one they had in UK a few years back were some of the black guys in the line up were actually white guys painted.
Marlon King has convictions for 14 offences, dating from 1997.[10][11] In 2002, his own lawyer compared him to boxer Mike Tyson.[12]
December 22, 1997: Playing for Dulwich against St Thomas’s Hospital in amateur match, headbutted opponent then punched him in the face, fracturing his cheek and eye socket. Convicted at Camberwell Youth Court of wounding. 80 hours’ community service, 250 compensation.[11]
May 10, 1999: Convicted at Tower Bridge Magistrates’ Court of theft from a person, two counts of fraudulent use of vehicle licence document and theft from a car. Fined a total of 240.[11]
January 3, 2002: Convicted at Camberwell Green Magistrates Court of drink-driving. Fined 450 and banned for nine months; fined 200 for driving without insurance.[11]
January 10, 2002: Used a cloned credit card to buy a 1,200 laptop computer. When discovered by retailer, smashed a glass panel when caught.[12] Convicted at Greenwich Magistrates’ Court of attempting to obtain property by deception.[11] Given six-month community rehabilitation order. Told to pay 100 compensation for criminal damage. Later told probation officer that he was working as a Laborer for his father, while contracted to Gillingham.[12]
May 10, 2002: Caught driving a stolen 32,000 BMW convertible. Pleaded not guilty. In first trial at Inner London Crown Court, cleared by a jury of assaulting PC Mark Searle after claiming he was trying to diffuse “vicious row” between the officer and friend.[12] In re-trial, again pleaded not guilty. Defending solicitor advocate Michael Conning commented in reference to his client: “His reputation will be tarnished forever, whatever success he achieves, he’ll always be referred to in a Tyson-esque way as someone who has had a criminal past and that is a considerable penalty.”[12] Jailed for 18 months for receiving stolen goods, at the time it was the highest jail sentence handed to a British professional footballer since Mickey Thomas’s was sentenced to 18 months in 1993 for passing forged banknotes.[13] Supported in his appeal by Gillingham, the sentence was reduced to nine months on appeal. Served five months, returned to Gillingham’s team within two days of his release in the Worthington Cup against Chelsea.[14]
June 13, 2003: Approached two women in a Soho bar, and when rejected chased them through the streets with a belt wrapped round his fist.[15] Cab driver called police about a “disturbance” in Berwick Street, Soho.[11] After street arrest, one woman said King punched her. Admitted at Bow Street Magistrates’ Court two common assaults. Fined 1,000, ordered to pay 500 compensation and 100 costs.[11] Five weeks after the incident, solicitor told police King couldn’t make a scheduled appointment at police station as he was attending a drug rehabilitation clinic. In his later trial in 2009, King told the jury under oath that he had never taken drugs.
May 10, 2006: Approached stranger Claudia Canadas in Leicester Square. Slapped her bottom and then her face. When police attended, spat at her.[1] Admitted at Bow Street Magistrates’ Court to using threatening or abusive behaviour. Fined 300, and ordered to pay 500 compensation and 55 costs.[11]
November 12, 2008: While on loan to Hull City, involved in a fracas with teammate Dean Windass in a casino in Scarborough. King was alleged to have headbutted Windass following an argument. Hull City stated that the matter had been dealt with internally, and both players remained with the club.[16] Windass later described the incident as a “storm in a teacup”.
December 5, 2008: Caught speeding at 106 miles per hour on a stretch of road with a speed limit of 60mph. Banned from driving for 56 days
December 10, 2008: Five days after his driving ban, three days after being told by his wife she was expecting their third child, and after scoring the winner in Hull City’s 2-1 over Middlesbrough, was celebrating in the Soho Revue Bar. Arrested on suspicion of punching a 20 year-old female university student in the face, causing a broken nose and split lip for which she was treated in hospital. Later charged with sexual assault and assault occasioning actual bodily harm.[17] Prosecuting QC Roger Daniells-Smith, said after the case that had the Crown made a bad character application on time, the jury would have been told about his previous convictions.[18] After several preliminary hearings[19] he pleaded not guilty to the charges at his trial at Southwark Crown Court on 26 October 2009,[20] claiming he was a victim of mistaken identity.[21] Three days later he was found guilty of sexual assault and ABH, having been identified in court by several witnesses. Sentenced to 18 months in prison, told to register as a sex offender for seven years, pay 3,125 compensation to victim and 1,800 prosecution costs.[1] It was announced by Wigan Athletic chairman Dave Whelan in interview on Sky Sports that King would be having his contract terminated with immediate effect.[22][23]
Jesus Christ he is a fucking animal!
Ref: June 13, 2003 conviction
Has a trial date been set for the pergury charges!? 
Anyone see the bird he smacked in the paper yesterday?
Pretty ordinary I would have said. And she is 5ft apparently.