Memories Of My Penalty Save Last Week

I hadn’t properly seen the incident that led to the penalty award. I was sprawled on the ground having made the initial point blank save and was clambering back to my feet when I heard the shrill blast of the whistle.

‘Penalty! What the fook for?’, was my first thought. Handball on the line by John from the rebound subsequent to my outstanding save explained Tinnion.

The referee then called John over and proceeded to send him off rather harshly. I remember thinking it was an unnecessarily tough course of action to take. John had up to that point been the best player on the pitch in a game that was played in wonderful spirit while not taking anything from the competitive nature of the battle.

Surely a penalty kick into the wide astro goals was penalty enough in this instance rather than applying the strict FIFA and UEFA guidelines on handball. I made a polite protest to the referee.

‘The astro league rules ignore certain regular football rules such as having no offside and prohibiting slide tackles so why are you applying this handball rule in particular? You’ve already given them a penalty and he doesn’t deserve this.’

He told me to go back to the line. Then I had to quickly get mentally prepared to face the penalty. I actually thought, ‘How can I psyche out the penalty taker? Should I wobble my knees like Bruce Grobbelaar did? Will I walk out to the guy and hand him the ball while giving him a dead-eye glare? Will I wait until he places the ball and then stroll out and spit on it?’

I chose to do nothing but stand and focus on the ball. My performance up to that point would be sufficient to put all manner of doubts in his mind in any case. I stared at the ball and then back out at the guy who placed it. Then he pointed to his left. ‘What are you doing?’, I roared out at him. It turned out he’d placed the ball for the man beside him to take.

Then I decided I was going to save the penalty: ‘Arrogant prick. Getting somebody to place the ball for him. Who does he think he is?’

From that point everything appeared to happen in slow motion. John, having left the pitch, called out to me. I briefly glanced over, anxious to retain my concentration and focus on the ball, to see him pointing low to his left.

I acknowledged his advice by raising a glove in his direction. Then I looked back at the penalty taker. The other players were jostling for position ahead of a potential rebound but they barely registered at this stage.

I noted the body shape of my adversary and the angle he was likely to approach the ball and then decided John was incorrect. He was going to my right and therfore so was I.

‘Just make sure you hit the target and you’ll score in those goals’, shouted an opposition player just before the referee blew his whistle. I didn’t waver. I was in the zone.

The strike was powerful. It was pure. But I had already launched myself through the air as he was on the final step of his run up. (Move any earlier and he would have had the simple task of altering his plan and rolling the ball into the vacant other side of the goal).

Getting that tiny fraction of a second start was crucial. As the ball careered towards the top corner, my eyes fixated on it, I realised I’d have to call upon my vast reserves of quality to even reach it, never mind save it.

I stretched so hard and so far that my shoulder nearly came out of its socket. The pain was actually excruciating and incredibly extreme. It was such that I closed my eyes and roared. And then I felt it. Leather on glove.

I had only gone and fooking saved it.

Post edited by: Bandage, at: 2007/08/06 19:55

Wonderful stuff Bandage - I almost feel I was there myself.

For what it’s worth I queried the decision with Referee John the next night at 11-a-side astro. I asked him if was the referee involved and he said he wasn’t but he had been talking to the other referee about it. Actually it was odd because he was able to describe the match to me in reasonable detail once he found out I wasn’t there. He told me that we were a goal up and good for our lead and that there was an incident late in the second half where there was a handball on the line. John said that the other ref ran the decision by him afterwards and John confirmed that from the description a yellow card seemed fair. He knew the penalty was saved though but he felt the extra man gave us little chance for the rest of the game.

Our opposition in 11-a-side didn’t show so we played 7-a-side among ourselves and John made up the numbers. Not a bad player actually. A touch slow meant he was caught out defensively but he’s a fine passer of the ball. New respect for him from his abilities. You can tell he’s played a lot too - he talks a very good game.

Which referee is John?

Is he the old guy who drives the motorbike?

Hardly surprising to hear the other ref was telling him about the incredible scenes he’d just witnessed.

He is indeed the old guy with the motorbike.

viewing from a vantage point behind the penalty taker my own memories contrast slightly with what bandage has described. the ball was hit at a medium pace slightly left of centre; bandage stood up too quickly after fixing his shinguard, became dizzy and keeled over in instalments; the ball deflected off his right bingo wing and over the bar.

What a load of rubbish

I seem to remember another tfk goalkeeper saving a penalty from the top scorer in the league and there was no article written by him

Very true farmer but the forum in is need of some contrived rubbish to keep the interest up

farmerinthecity wrote:

What a load of rubbish

I seem to remember another tfk goalkeeper saving a penalty from the top scorer in the league and there was no article written by him

Top scorer in the league is Michael Hough. I don’t believe you saved a penalty from him. Did you save a penalty from Serge of Corleone though? If so I’m surprised I didn’t hear about it.

I did. I conceded six goals to him after (I blame Tinnion) but I saved the penalty. It was simply a matter of guessing correctly which I did

I don’t want anymore about it

Very humble indeed.

It wasn’t a patch on my save. A save to beat all saves and up there with John Cooper’s against Meath last year and Damien Fitzhenry’s from Billy Dooley in 1997.

Flango, you weren’t there so aren’t in a position to comment. Farmer, I heard you orgasm when I saved it - don’t backtrack now.

farmerinthecity wrote:

I did. I conceded six goals to him after (I blame Tinnion) but I saved the penalty. It was simply a matter of guessing correctly which I did

I don’t want anymore about it

If I recall correctly your guess was to stand statuesque in the middle of the goal and pray that the ball would be drilled at you which it was.

I saw the highlights on youtube.