[QUOTE=“Spidey, post: 1025510, member: 289”]The brits are serious leaders in the MILF club. Any of them with bit of money make sure they get every last drop out of themselves whether its a tit job, hair/nails done or saucy clobber.
They’re a credit to their nation.[/QUOTE]
Yep.
But most of them go out on the pull with their 20 something year old daughter with 3 kids with 3 different fathers, and her Mam who would eat you up and spit you out.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1025566, member: 24”]Yep.
But most of them go out on the pull with their 20 something year old daughter with 3 kids with 3 different fathers, and her Mam who would eat you up and spit you out.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes:
He isn’t talking about the chavs. He is on about the posh ones. And he is 100% right. Head to any well to do village on the outskirts of any City and the place is full of them.
There will be three of them in my kitchen with a personal trainer who has a cracking boob job in about ten mins:-).
Take a sneaky picture please.
I’d be rumbled in a shot. The trainer is hotty hot hot, as is one of my wife’s friends in particular. A strange combination of a lawyer with a happy smiley demeanour, a most attractive quality in itself.
Tried and rumbled. :oops:
Not funny. Fucking hell, I’m in for it when they finish, and not in a good way. At all.
But not bubbly?
Nah, too skinny for that. Like anyone under size 16.
You died trying to do a good thing, that will stand to you in the next life.
This mid life crisis will be the death of you Flatty.
Just tell the missus you were trying to take photos of her friend’s tits to post up on an anonymous internet forum you frequent. All very reasonable when you put it like that.
Flatty 
Let us know how things play out pal.
You’ve nothing to lose now, flatty. Get back in there for the photo.
I told her this pretty much exactly. She then got vexed because it was her friends’ breasts. I quite reasonably pointed out that if she had fake breasts like those, I would post hers up, and that I’d be happy to pay for this. She went to bed early and is now feigning death.
How did you get caught? Did you have the flash on?
It is very difficult to surreptitiously take photos with an I phone. Especially one of fake boobs that would do them justice. To prove this, head into town tomorrow and try it out, or have a go at work. We could have a photo competition. I’d sponsor a tfk t shirt for the best entry, if there are a few to judge.
She’ll be lurking on here now. Encourage her to sign up
So, you got caught taking pictures of your wife’s friends breasts, which they will presume are for your own “consumption” and her friends now think you are a pervert. And you then followed this up by suggesting your wife’s breasts were somehow inadequate and you would like to pay for her to get plastic surgery?
my sister in law, mother of jesus, 3 kids but what the hell
pictures sent to the clique
any lads here ever have a close encounter with a sister in law, i’m talking sexual tension, flirting, having a horn in her presence , etc