Juventus could be the move for a bit until the war endsā¦.
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I think there might be a slight disparity in wages.
Heās not going to be getting 400k a week anywhere else unless this war ends soon.
If they gave him 15m for the year, theyād sell a few jerseys, quieten the fans and heād bang in 40 goals and theyād win the league at a canter.
They are going to end up signing some nobody from Japan for 3 or 4m anyway and have to pay him the same again
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A player of his status in the game isnāt going to be motivated to face Hamilton Academics and Cowdenbeath. Juventus is a good shout. Theyāll fork out big wages for ageing players
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Mo is done. Itās Saudi or America for him.
Moās decision for a change of hairstyle was his undoing much like the biblical character Samson. Shorn of his woolly mop the juice drained out of his legs and he reverted to being a mere mortal again.
Incredible in his pomp heāll be fondly remembered.
Olympique de Marseille is the club for Mo Salah. Mo-seille.
Ah christ, thatās an anagram of Moiselle, which reminded me of the existed of that vile paid propaganda troll.
Atletico Mo-drid it is. Wait, thatās one letter out from Modric, who played for Real Madrid, and that wonāt do.
Bayern Mo-nich? Sounds shit even if thereās a well worn path from the EPL to the Olympiastadion these days.
Mo York City? Wait, that makes it sound like heās signing for York City.
AC Mo-lan it is.
Glas-Mo Celtic
Salahdise
Salah makes an all time PL team for me but his drop off from last season to this season is the fastest and steepest Iāve ever seen. Has there been any comparable without an obvious injury?
He went from winning the league single handedly to being absolutely useless. He keeps kicking the ball up high like a lad on the u12 B team for mountmellick rangers.
Are you suggesting he stopped doping?
Thatās a pig ignorant view. Iāve covered this topic on here previously as well you know.
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He was brilliant at kicking the ball very accurately last year (and for the previous 7 or 8 years) this year heās extremely bad at kicking it. I canāt remember you giving an explanation for that but if you did id be interested to hear it.
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Is that Wayneās mam?
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