More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Sounds like what I have . I have a touch of everything, sore bones, tiredness, throat and cough but none of them particularly bad, the cogh has worsened this evening though.

Everyone except myself got some fuckin vomiting bug on Friday,Xmas fuckin ruined,they’re only coming round now.

Sounds like you’re all fucked lads, I’ll raise one to ye

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They are all soft as fuck

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It’s not in Labane so

You should have gone to Mick Flannery and your insomnia would have been cured.

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I’m in the bath, fucked with a cold. The kids are trying to cook pancakes. It smells of smoke, the fire alarms are all going off and I can’t summon the will to get out and check.

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RIP @flattythehurdler

Another celebrity gone in 2016

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Ah he was only an e-celebrity. Pity about the fire.

A mother and father performing a stretching routine on the jungle gym their kids are playing on in a public playground. The act isn’t all that bad really, more their urging on of each other to ‘maximize the stretch’ and ‘feel that pull’.

Fucking weirdos.

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She’s not hot obviously

Probably crossfitters, hang around a few mins and they’ll be telling you all about it

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Absolutely not, a BOBFOC.

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I just got mugged off for 17.50 for a Hendricks and tonic and a generic vodka tonic in Nancy Blakes. WTF.

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Wha? Pretty the same combo was 13.50 in Clarinbridge a few weeks ago.

How u today?

Your return to oireland has been an unmitagated disaster

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The local simpletons are having a field day with him.

He’s like the yank who returns to trace their long lost relatives, and gets fleeced by every cunt in the village, sent back to America a few days later, none the wiser, with an aran jumper in his bag, a shillelagh in his hand a few sods of turf in his carryon.

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The barman was obviously sick of his “back in the states,we got” musings and charged him for a double to soften his cough.

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