Sounds like what I have . I have a touch of everything, sore bones, tiredness, throat and cough but none of them particularly bad, the cogh has worsened this evening though.
Everyone except myself got some fuckin vomiting bug on Friday,Xmas fuckin ruined,theyâre only coming round now.
Sounds like youâre all fucked lads, Iâll raise one to ye
They are all soft as fuck
Itâs not in Labane so
You should have gone to Mick Flannery and your insomnia would have been cured.
Iâm in the bath, fucked with a cold. The kids are trying to cook pancakes. It smells of smoke, the fire alarms are all going off and I canât summon the will to get out and check.
Another celebrity gone in 2016
Ah he was only an e-celebrity. Pity about the fire.
A mother and father performing a stretching routine on the jungle gym their kids are playing on in a public playground. The act isnât all that bad really, more their urging on of each other to âmaximize the stretchâ and âfeel that pullâ.
Fucking weirdos.
Sheâs not hot obviously
Probably crossfitters, hang around a few mins and theyâll be telling you all about it
Absolutely not, a BOBFOC.
I just got mugged off for 17.50 for a Hendricks and tonic and a generic vodka tonic in Nancy Blakes. WTF.
Wha? Pretty the same combo was 13.50 in Clarinbridge a few weeks ago.
How u today?
Your return to oireland has been an unmitagated disaster
The local simpletons are having a field day with him.
Heâs like the yank who returns to trace their long lost relatives, and gets fleeced by every cunt in the village, sent back to America a few days later, none the wiser, with an aran jumper in his bag, a shillelagh in his hand a few sods of turf in his carryon.
The barman was obviously sick of his âback in the states,we gotâ musings and charged him for a double to soften his cough.