Mr Sifter sold me songs when I was just sixteen

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Now he stops the traffic lights
But only when he’s wearing Pretty Green

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/mr-sifter-stars-liam-gallaghers-7934074

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:eek: Another BBC pervert?

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And nooooooow, we all drink Pepsi.