North Korea

The Noreans have just banned the Soreans from going to work in that joint factory project they had on the border promoting peace.
One of the articles I read last week suggested that one of the ways you knew this wasnā€™t serious was that the Soreans were being allowed into the factory. IPSO FACTO this is SERIOUS.

In prepartion Iā€™ve shortened to Noreans and Soreans for speed of reference.

Thatā€™s a super initiative Julio. I was surprised to learn of that factory complex in the first place, sort of went against everything I thought I knew about the North.

More news from the man on the ground.

  • Sent all cash home yesterday -Stop-
  • Embassay have sent contingency plans for use in Emergency -Stop-
  • Definately not just the usual bullshit -Stop-

More as I get it

[quote=ā€œJulio Geordio, post: 755217, member: 332ā€]More news from the man on the ground.

  • Sent all cash home yesterday -Stop-
  • Embassay have sent contingency plans for use in Emergency -Stop-
  • Definately not just the usual bullshit -Stop-

More as I get it[/quote]

Can you ask him if birds are putting out more with this whole doomsday feeling pervading the nation?

Great reporting Julio.
Although if I was to pick a man to have as our link, it probably it wouldnā€™t have been Austin.

The factory complex was a surprise to me too, but apparently itā€™s one of the Noreans main sources of income.

Julio, would you say itā€™s time for us to start cracking each otherā€™s skulls open in order to feast on the goo inside?

Jesus christ :rolleyes:

The other two following me around like lovesick puppies Iā€™m used to Massey, but Iā€™d expect more from you.

Thats not the crack you normally feast on Thrawā€¦

[quote=ā€œFitzy, post: 755248, member: 236ā€]Jesus christ :rolleyes:

The other two following me around like lovesick puppies Iā€™m used to Massey, but Iā€™d expect more from you.[/quote]
Backtrack.

Whatā€™s the story with the use of the word ā€œbellicoseā€ in relation to this situtation. Nearly every article I read on north Korea feels the need to include it.

As bellicose means to be a temperamental hostile fuck with a propensity to start wars.

A comment on the Guardian website today ā€œFirst story in weeks from the Guardian about North Korea that does not include the word bellicoseā€.

This has been a disappointing damp squib. Conflicts like this need to have something actually happen, quickly, taking us all by surprise. North Korea has made some threats. Doesnā€™t exactly take anyone by surprise. Bag of shite.

(Writing this post in the hope I will invariably be found to be incorrect and the fat mad cunt actually launches a few missiles).

[quote=ā€œJulio Geordio, post: 755217, member: 332ā€]More news from the man on the ground.

  • Sent all cash home yesterday -Stop-
  • Embassay have sent contingency plans for use in Emergency -Stop-
  • Definately not just the usual bullshit -Stop-

More as I get it[/quote]
Julio, any more word from your man on the ground?

He says the Soreans think of the Noreans as a think bunch of fucks and highly doubt their ability to do anything at all nevermind build and accuarately fire a nuclear weapon.
He says there isnā€™t any real concern amongst the people.

Reading elsewhere at the weekend some experts were saying the 14th of April is the old bosses birthday and may be the day they stage a test fire as a face saving excercise, before ultimately backing down.

Iā€™m pretty much gonna call this a TFK exclusive.

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[FONT=Arial]South Korea has raised its alert level to ā€œvital threatā€ amid indications the North is preparing for a missile test.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]At least one ballistic missile with an estimated 3,000km (2,000-mile) range is fuelled and ready for launch, US and South Korean sources say.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Pyongyang has been making bellicose threats against South Korea, Japan and US bases in the region.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The threats follow tough new UN sanctions imposed on North Korea last month following its third nuclear test.[/FONT]
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Looks like a test missile launch on the 15th of April. A missile launch would allow him to back away with some face saved, if anything goes wrong though heā€™ll look some tit. Building up to the peak of it now, the next 5 days either side of the 15th will be the key. War is still not the most likely outcome, but any wrong move now and it could get messy.

Where do they fire these missiles when they ā€œtestā€ them. If this has a 2,000 mile range, how do they prove that?

They launch the missiles into the sea, with no payload and test the Nukes underground.

#bellicose

[quote=ā€œJulio Geordio, post: 757310, member: 332ā€]They launch the missiles into the sea, with no payload and test the Nukes underground.

#bellicose[/quote]

Can you please change your avatar to something like this for the duration of your threat of War updates Julio Geordio ? Keep up the good work. :clap:

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