Office Snot

Bloody air conditioning is destroying my nose in work. Dried caked up snot thats impossible not to pick at and then someone turns aroud and sees you and all you can say is “Thats air conditioning for ya”

What about Vegas then?

Do the hotels air conditioning not absolutely fook up your nose? Mine didn’t stop bleeding for the entire 3 days there. Unfooking real. Could’ve been from a few other things there too i suppose…

I think this is worth revisiting. My nose is in bits after only being in for approx 90 minutes. Fooking snot biscuits. There must be a solution

as long as you dont leave them all behind you under your desk. That looper in my place who had the baby left a whole heap of crap under her desk when she went on maternity leave. A new girl started and she was connecting up her computer to a power point under the desk, and she was underneath it and saw tonnes of green dried up crap all over the place. She, and anyone else who saw it, nearly got sick. Disgusting!

Thats pretty fooking sick there G. Im not going to mention what I do with mine. My nose is beginning to get sore now. The friction is almost like sandpaper

Are you a flicker, wiper or consumer flano?

Whatever mood takes me really. Depends if Im hungry or not.

Just go to the jacks and pick them out. Not that difficult.

I like to pick my nose and put the contents on a Post-It!

That’s disgusting. Just back from the jacks and I had a right good pick, shouldn’t have any call for sneaky picks for the rest of the day now.

Fucking back with a vengeance today what with the air conditioning being on all day. I’ve been surreptitiously shovelling away here for the past hour.

Stick a lump of vaseline up your nose

:o

Or a gram of coke

How about 2 HB pencils?

We only have HM pencils around here. Hi yooooooo!

why don’t you fill your nostrils up with gravy???