what a stooge for uncle sam you are
Would you attend the world cup in 2018?
Only after a head examination.
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The Russkies will give you a free head examination onsite
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no, I only attend Rovers and Roma
We won’t be qualifying anyway.
McDowell has always said that because of his wife expecting he wouldn’t be available for Rio, and has reiterated this today. I suggest we just throw golf out entirely and move on.
Paul McGinley as Player/Manager?
Lowry wont go either. All the half decent golfers will be coming out of the PGA Championship and the Travellers and wont want to be heading straight into this thing.
Harrington will go alright and after that ireland should send one of the amateurs from the north to accompany him.
Who would have thought, all golfers are cunts. Imagine the shock.
From a quick look at the World Golf Rankings, should Lowry and McDowell also pull out of the Rio Olympics, we’re looking at Padraig Harrington (167) and Seamus Power (281).
Golf should be fucked out of the Olympics straight away.
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Should never have been let in. An embarrassment.
Updated list of golfers and their current Olympics status
ALL IN: BRING ON THE GAMES!
Bubba Watson (Nationality: USA, Olympic Ranking: 5)
Bubba Watson: “I can’t wait.”
“I can’t wait. My wife played professional basketball and she missed out on the Olympics because of a knee injury the one time she had a chance to make the team. … So for me, it’s an amazing sporting event that I get to be inside the ropes at. I get to see some of the athletes I’ve always wanted to see. I get to go to some of the events I’ve always wanted to watch and then I get to play in it.”
Henrik Stenson (Sweden, Rank: 7)
“I’m really looking forward to the Olympics. I think it’s going to be a great experience. And if I could myself and my family and my country by winning a medal, that be awesome.”
Justin Rose (Great Britain, Rank: 9)
“I’m all over it. I’m really excited about it. I’m going to go down there and treat it as a once in a lifetime opportunity. I’m going to take in the Opening Ceremonies and try to feel like I’m part of a bigger team – Team GB.”
Sergio Garcia (Spain, Rank: 11)
“I’m really looking forward to the Opening Ceremonies, walking with the flag and the whole team from Spain. I think it will be amazing. … To see so many different sports in the same spot is just amazing. I hope to watch some track and field, some tennis. And there’s the whole atmosphere at the Olympics, meeting great athletes in other sports in the Olympic Village. I can’t wait.”
Byeong-hun An (South Korea, Rank: 14)
“Hopefully, I’ll get one of the medals. It would be nice if it’s gold. It’s one better than [An’s parents, both of whom won medals in table tennis in the 1988 Games; his mother won a silver and a bronze, his father took bronze].”
Danny Lee (New Zealand, Rank: 17)
“It will mean so much for me. Hopefully, I will find a good partner and hopefully we do our best and win the gold medal there. It will be so much fun going there and playing as a New Zealand golfer.”
Martin Kaymer (Germany, Rank: 33)
Martin Kaymer: “I will take the Olympics as seriously as the majors, but I think there will be more emotion in the Olympics.”
“I think [the Olympics] are even a little bit more of a priority than the majors. … With the majors you have four chances every year, whereas in the Olympics you only have one chance every four years. … I will take the Olympics as seriously as the majors, but I think there will be more emotion in the Olympics.” (In May, after several players had withdraw themselves from consideration, Kaymer told Golf.com: “It makes me wonder how serious is it really, and why is everyone pulling out? But I would think it wouldn’t change my opinion of going there.”)
Graham DeLaet (Canada, Rank: 41)
“It would be special. This is the first time in over a hundred years that golf is back in the Olympics and I want to be there.”
Camilo Villegas (Colombia, Rank: 51)
“It would be a huge honor for me to represent my country there. I’ve been kind of dreaming of being at the Olympic opening ceremony, that would be pretty cool. The very first thing that I thought was that if I happen to compete at the Olympics, I want to stay in the Olympic village … I want to experience the whole gig, the opening ceremony, everything.”
Matt Kuchar (USA, Rank: 3rd reserve for U.S.)
“The Olympics is something that I think every kid dreams about doing at one stage. Awfully exciting now that golf is actually part of the Olympics again, that my sport has a chance.”
UNDECIDED, EXHIBITING SOME DOUBT
Jordan Spieth (USA, Rank: 2)
Jordan Spieth: “Do I think being an Olympian outweighs any significant health threat? No.”
[At the U.S. Open at Oakmont a reporter suggested Spieth was looking forward to Rio and that he would be in field.] Said Spieth: “You’re putting words in my mouth, sir. I said, ‘pending scheduling changes.’ I’m not sure where I’ll play next [week]. You just never know. … Right now, I’m pretty confident with what we’ve heard from not only the PGA Tour but our personal outreach, and I think being an Olympian is just an absolute tremendous honor. … [But] do I think being an Olympian outweighs any significant health threat? No. If I thought that the threat was significant, I certainly would not go.”
Dustin Johnson (USA, Rank: 3)
“The last time we talked about it he was full steam ahead,” Johnson’s agent David Winkle told GOLF.com. “There was a time a couple months back when he had some real concerns, but he seems to have moved beyond those and is comfortable with going. But, who knows? He could call me today and [withdraw].”
Rickie Fowler (USA, Rank: 6)
“I’m definitely excited about the opportunity. But I think we want to make sure that we do our homework and make sure that we feel safe about going down there both on the security reasons and the health reasons, and make sure that everything’s taken care of. That’s our main focus right now. … I’d love to have the opportunity to go down there but we don’t know for sure yet.”
Danny Willett (Great Britain, Rank: 8)
Willett says he and his wife, Nicole, are “monitoring” the Zika situation. "It’s not great, is it? There’s going to be 500,000 people watching the Olympics and you have 11,000 athletes right in the heart of where it’s at. If it turns out that it would be a massive threat to myself or [Nicole] or to the little man [their infant], then I probably wouldn’t go. Family comes first. But as it stands at the minute, I think everything should be OK.”
UNDECIDED, EXHIBITING SERIOUS DOUBTS
Hideki Matsuyama (Japan, Rank: 12)
“I have concerns … I won’t know right until the last minute. I know that players who are married and players who have kids are more concerned about it. I am not married but it still bothers me. I have not been contacted by anyone [on the Japanese Olympic Committee] and it is a bit much under the current circumstances to have someone tell you to go [and play].”
WITHDRAWN – HIT ME UP FOR TOKYO 2020!
Jason Day (Australia, Rank: 1)
Jason Day has expressed hesitation over Zika before: “We’re just really trying to monitor what’s going on because we’re not done having kids.”
Reason: Zika. “The reason for my decision is my concerns about the possible transmission of the zika virus and the potential risks that it may present to my wife’s future pregnancies and to future members of our family. I have always placed my family in front of everything else in my life…I will not place them at risk.”
Rory McIlroy (Ireland)
Reason: Zika. “After speaking with those closest to me, I’ve come to realize that my health, and my family’s health, comes before anything else. Even though the risk of infection from the Zika virus is considered low, it is a risk nonetheless, and a risk I am unwilling to take.”
Graeme McDowell (Ireland)
Reason: His wife is due to give birth in September. "I made the decision many months ago, before I was on the team, that I would not travel.”
Adam Scott (Australia)
Adam Scott: “My decision has been taken as a result of an extremely busy playing schedule around the time of the Olympics”
Reason: Scheduling and family commitments. “My decision has been taken as a result of an extremely busy playing schedule around the time of the Olympics, and other commitments, both personal and professional.”
Marc Leishman (Australia)
Reason: Concerns about the health of his wife, Audrey, who nearly died in 2015 from toxic shock syndrome. Leishman’s doctors, advised him against traveling to Brazil. Said Leishman: “We have consulted with Audrey’s physician and due to her ongoing recovery and potential risks associated with the transmission of the Zika virus it was a difficult yet easy decision not to participate."
Branden Grace (South Africa)
Reason: Zika. He is getting married in November and intends to start a family soon.
Louis Oosthuizen (South Africa)
Reason: Scheduling and family commitments. "I have always represented South Africa with pride, so I didn’t make my decision without a great deal of thought.”
Charl Schwartzel (South Africa)
Reason: None cited.
Vijay Singh (Fiji)
Reason: Scheduling and Zika. “The timing of it, you know I have to focus over here [on Tour]. I would like to play the Olympics, but the Zika virus, you know and all that crap. … It wasn’t that difficult [a decision]. I feel bad, I wanted to play and finally decided against it. It’s in the middle of the Tour over here and I’m trying to figure out my game.”
Shane Lowry (Ireland, Rank: 13)
“Obviously I really want to go but there is a decision to be made. I am recently a married man and I have to learn a lot more about the [Zika] virus. I have to speak to the medical people from the European Tour and the doctors back home. … How big a percentage is the risk? That’s the really big one. I’m going to listen to the medical advice that comes my way and I’ll be honest, I’m not going to take any chances.”
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Louis Oosthuizen is committed to a neighbours brai that weekend, apart from that he’d be there
Golf should not be in the Olympics end of.
I will be shouting for the Korean chap. It’d be great for him to win a medal and follow in both parents footsteps. Has this ever been done before?