He won’t get this space with Paul Green breathing down his neck again
I love this guy’s comedy match reports on England games. Some quality lines in this. And he makes fun of Phil Jones every time:
“Finally, Phil Jones entered the fray for England, charging about like a farmer’s boy who, having made a hash of things in the dairy with his inexperienced hands, finds himself being chased down a country lane, at medium pace, by an angry cow.”
[quote=“myboyblue, post: 817861, member: 180”]He won’t get this space with Paul Green breathing down his neck again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4sBiiMawmo
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That Norwegian keeper is fair useless. I’d say Bandage would almost get a look in with that outfit.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 818127, member: 9”]I love this guy’s comedy match reports on England games. Some quality lines in this. And he makes fun of Phil Jones every time:
“Finally, Phil Jones entered the fray for England, charging about like a farmer’s boy who, having made a hash of things in the dairy with his inexperienced hands, finds himself being chased down a country lane, at medium pace, by an angry cow.”[/quote]
Thats very good.
“Late on, the Scotch were forced into substitutions, given the low life expectancy of their players.”
