A Paddy Power spokesman has announced today that the popular bookmaker is to pay out on bets placed on Aggers Angels to win the raheny astro league. According to the spokesman, “the angels are undoubtedly a cut above the rest of the teams in the league. As their consistent results have shown, they are a quality outfit. It’s a case of the rest of the ‘long ball merchants’ in the league fighting it out for 2nd place.” The total cost of the payout is rumoured to be in the region of 50,000. A number of shrewd punters are thought to have taken advantage of the generous odds being offered on the angels in week 1.
I have already printed out this message to stick on our dressing room wall for the rest of the season.
I also have a disciplinary hearing with The Head of IT after then picking up my monitor and smashing it off the wall of the office.
I am angry Agger and you will pay.