Your post implied that you did know him. You should amend your post.
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No it doesn’t.
I have a south African friend (who happens to be really good looking) and we were in the met one night when he was in there. She was in awe of him so on the way to the jacks I asked him would he go over and say hello. He very kindly went and chatted to her for a few minutes.
Posting “ Faf is actually decent in person” would give the impression that you have met Faf. You should clarify it perhaps by saying “While I myself haven’t actually met Faf, I know people who have and they are of the view that he is decent”.
A south African friend (who happens to be really good looking)
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Also a lesbian.
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A proponent of apart thighs
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That is top notch
Some lovely Saudi women, one of whom was unconcerned about being able to drive. In fact, when quizzed on the subject she smiled demurely and said, "shur what the fuck do i care and me that has a driver that I can flog or stone to death at the merest mention of a pothole "
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DJ Carey
When DJ mentioned the Mayo clinic to him he thought it was the hospital in Castlebar.
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The Rwandan ambassador to Ethiopia can be added to the list. Scary looking dude. I thought he was the Ethiopian ambassador and told him what a beautiful country Ethiopia was and he gave an odd look. A few seconds later his ambassadorial land cruiser pitched up with full blacked out windows, Rwandan bonnet flag and security detail. He fucked the driver into the back seat and hopped behind the steering wheel before driving confidently away like a lad who knows his way around a flat bed Toyota with a machine gun mounted in the back.
You’d not want to be of nervous disposition driving around Addis anyway, but he gave the impression that it wouldn’t end well for you if you bumped his car.
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You thought you were talking to the Ethiopian ambassador to Ethiopia?
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Maybe there should be a “People that can’t get away from Flatty fast enough” thread
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Maybe he was worried that the Ferrero Rocher in the boot would melt before he got home.
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It’s Baltic
I was confused when he was introduced. I wasn’t expecting. He was just standing chatting to an owl 
friend who introduced us. Said owl friend may or may not be Rwandan army.
“Barry”. Roy Keanes neighbour.
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Thats a dinger 
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A previous celeb spot who ate half a cinnamon bun.
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He also had a great spot lately but he hasn’t posted. 