People Flatty Knows

Your post implied that you did know him. You should amend your post.

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No it doesn’t.
I have a south African friend (who happens to be really good looking) and we were in the met one night when he was in there. She was in awe of him so on the way to the jacks I asked him would he go over and say hello. He very kindly went and chatted to her for a few minutes.

Posting “ Faf is actually decent in person” would give the impression that you have met Faf. You should clarify it perhaps by saying “While I myself haven’t actually met Faf, I know people who have and they are of the view that he is decent”.

A south African friend (who happens to be really good looking)

Also a lesbian.

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A proponent of apart thighs

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That is top notch

Some lovely Saudi women, one of whom was unconcerned about being able to drive. In fact, when quizzed on the subject she smiled demurely and said, "shur what the fuck do i care and me that has a driver that I can flog or stone to death at the merest mention of a pothole "

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DJ Carey

When DJ mentioned the Mayo clinic to him he thought it was the hospital in Castlebar.

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