This thread is for people who permanently look slow, not just someone who happens to look slow in one particular photo. It’s a five “cian healy” rating. With 5 Cian Healys being the slowest.
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There’s a touch of the Alan Partridge about Conall McCann.
Great footballer, though.
As adjudicator in waiting I wish to set out the following proposals:
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Targeting of particular people because they belong to a certain group (eg Tyrone footballers) will not be permitted with the exception of British Lions or Irish rugby personnel. These, however, shall be classed as low-hanging fruit, therefore an exceptional level of obtuseness is expected.
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Extra credit will be given if the dullard can be combined with the People You Suspect Are Smelly Thread.
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As outlined by @TreatyStones, a Level 1 (highest level) dullard shall be called a “Cian” The other levels shall descend as follows:
Level 2 - Liam (former GAA President Liam O’Neill)
Level 3 - Buff (self-explanatory)
Level 4 - Harry (nice-but-dim Tottenham striker)
Level 5 - Gene (steely-eyed missile man Gene Krantz, i.e. not slow)
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FOAD
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are you on the dole or what? what aren’t you working to say that you have time to be coming out with this scutter
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I actually burst out crying reading that. You have a lovely way of putting things.
Try hard alert
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Very pleased to endorse this excellent campaign. I would ask that you also take on board @TreatyStones point about distinguishing between a resting slow face and an action shot at the (in)opportune time which gives a false impression of looking slow.
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Very astute point. It will certainly be taken on board.
I’m giving that a BUFF. The fact that it’s a live action shot detracts from it getting a higher rating. Well done, though.
He’s not slow. That’s rat-like cunning.
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Point taken but she does look slow even at resting face the above image just accentuates her slowness
Crooked nose, wonky eyes.
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That’s a Cian…
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