I would but then I would have to give back my business cards, which make me feel like a big man
You could make up new ones.
Julio Geordio
Freelance (insert coccupation).
Julio Geordio
Licensed to Kill
The ultimate business card.
Julio Geordio
Government Artist
Doesn’t quite carry the same gravitas. Anyway I’m not paying for business cards out of my dole money.
What did you drink at the weekend Link?
I seem to have been struck down with a cold/flu since yesterday and I have a major session on for the weekend(stag), does anyone have any get well quick remedies?
drink 3 hot brandies or ports just before you go to bed…
Everyone good for the week?
I’ve an issue abrewing that’ll land sure as the tide.
I;ve just undergone my second surgery on my left knee. As anyone with any experience of these things knows, they shave a good portion of your leg for the op. After the first op, the hair grew back even stronger than before(unlike the knee, unfortunately).
My problem is this, after recovering from the second op, I’ll be faced with a veritable sherwood forest on one leg and a mere watership down on the other. I’m presuming this will, at best, be comedic, at worst cause me to list to one side.
Any ideas?
Juhniallio, I’d recommend purchasing a beard trimmer to use to shave the knee hair. You can set the ‘blade’ so that it can complement the length of the hair on the undamaged knee. You can also use it to shave your balls, if you so desire.
He’s right, you can.
I see the point Bandage, but am I not then committing myself to a desperate cycle of leg shaving?
What sort of percentage of the week do you spend beshorted Juhy? Obviously if it’s only domestic exposure to the imbalanced hair on the legs then you can get away with letting Old Father Time take care of the situation. If your professional duties, or the general climate, force regular short-wearing times then you’ll need to take some sort of shaver to the hairier leg.
I meant to congratulate you on your use of the verb ‘list’. Well done.
There’s the rub Rock. My working clothes are shorts. It’s only in winter/holidays that I’d go legsleeved. But I refuse to become a leg shaver.
It’s the thin edge of the wedge.
Juhniallio, would a bandage alleviate the problem? You could pretend it’s covering a scar and it may also illicit sympathy and attention from females.
You could bleach the hair on the other knee so it doesn’t look hairy but you haven’t taken the dreaded shaver to it. Not sure how long before it would return to normal colour though. Otherwise it’s a makeup brush to the bad leg and draw on some hair with a mascara pencil. Repeat every morning and don’t get caught in the rain.
Juhniallio, have you considered shaving a circular patch on your knee on which you can draw a smiley face.
This would render your knee far less threatening and bearing a resemblance to popular screen actor Brad Pitt
http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BRAD-PITT-BEARD.jpg
Farmer Giles,Ceramic Tiles,Emma Freuds or in laymans terms,bum grapes.
Trying to jab them back through a sphincter with a rigid digit doesn’t work.
Any of you lads know of any topical remedies for this affliction.
Surgery is the final option,ie banding/haemmoroidectomy.
Cheers in advance.
Unlucky Manus. If you’re feeling hardcore…
Friend of the forum Pisshands took out one of these with a razor blade while standing over a mirror.