We were in Galway at a stag last night (epicentre of roasterism btw). Border Bull levelled a German, just catching up with him in Supermacs now. 
Can you get him to start posting here? He sounds like he’d go down a storm round here.
The Border Bull has a lady in his life! 
You throw enough shite agin’ the wall, some’s bound to stick.
A lady from Belleek I’m hearing. I’m heading back the weekend but The Border Bull is not responding to my texts.
For a place known for their fine china, I’ve never met a Belleek woman to be anything other than the proverbial sow in reverse. I hope the Bull has met his Pig.
She would have to be the real lady for The Border Bull. It would be great to see The Hereford up at the top table making the bride look like her dress is a bit on the grey side.
She’d want to be a fair heifer to handle the bull.
Sounds like the border bull had a right weekend of it @Cicero_Dandi. I’d say he met a right prick of a guard.
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Tandragee would suggest a prodothy to be fair.