UEFA president collapsed at dinner tonight and was rushed to hospital. Reports coming in that he is ok.
He was having dinner with Andy Roxburgh and Gerard Houllier when it happened… two delightful characters!!
Meanwhile Gazza is involved with negotiating the surrender of Raoul Moat in Northumbria.
It’s all happening tonight.
Fucking Gazza 
You could’nt make it up.
Would Platini have collapsed if goal-line technology was in place?
Platini is an alright sort
Apparently he wants doesn’t want to be hooked up to any machines in hospital - happy for doctors to make the call based on human observation.
Ah lovely.
There’s also an extra nurse standing behind his bed apparently.
Probably, but if that collapse had counted Germany mightn’t have gone on to win the match.
good
:lol:
He has a good heart, not a great heart.
He’s not Palestinian though Mickee…
Platini arrested.
Thankfully for him it wasn’t a cardiac arrest
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I can see the headline now “platlining”
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I think that other great French sportsman of the 1980s who turned into a hated administrator, Serge Blanco, has a better name for cardiac arrest puns
How could he not be a suspect he got the fucking money ffs 
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Err, it’s uefa/ FIFA mate.