Poems and bastards

Ball_Ox · December 1, 2006, 5:02pm

Im bored so i am just going to write whatever comes into my head…

Out on the sauce i was last night,
In diceys with a pint of heineken a beautiful site.

The late late toy show will be on the TV
That heckler will be there again, dressed as Santy

In work now, doing lots of things,
Ah fook this, i could do with chicken wings

The jacks in the harbo make a beeping sound,
Did you know a beer costs 5 pound

I was reading in the Sydney Gazzete
That Steve Irwins wife, another man hath met

Shes a dirty bitch with STD’s and piles
She’s caught more men, than Irwin caught crocodiles

She met a guy called fred
He has an endangered fish stuck on his head

Oh well, he’s got a mickey so she’s straight to bed
After all Irwin is dead

Someone should teach that bitch to behave
Poor ole Stevie is spinning in his grave

Flano · May 12, 2009, 4:24pm

Christ thats quality. :rolleyes:

If anyone ever wanted a reason to vote for Ball Ox on the poll its stuff like this.

The_Runt · May 12, 2009, 4:25pm

[quote=“Flano”]Christ thats quality. :rolleyes:

If anyone ever wanted a reason to vote for Ball Ox on the poll its stuff like this.[/QUOTE]

So top quality nobody could be arsed replying to his posts.

Flano · May 12, 2009, 4:27pm

If you notice the time and date of the post it was after 5 on a Friday evening. Nobody responded to anything from 5pm on a Friday until about 9pm on a Monday morning back then.

WhiskeyInTheJar · May 12, 2009, 4:28pm

so why did nobody reply to it on the monday morning?

Flano · May 12, 2009, 4:31pm

Because they didn’t want to.

WhiskeyInTheJar · May 12, 2009, 4:32pm

wrong answer.
real answer = because the poem is shite

Flano · May 12, 2009, 4:34pm

[quote=“WhiskeyInTheJar”]wrong answer.
real answer = because the poem is shite[/quote]

Here you cant go around making up stories like that you mong. I’m going to have to unleash some old school Flano beat down talk. YARRRGGGHHHH!!!

WhiskeyInTheJar · May 12, 2009, 4:40pm

am i supposed to be scared after that? this ball ox guy sounds like a fool

myboyblue · May 12, 2009, 4:40pm

What sort of scutter is this?!

Flano · May 12, 2009, 4:41pm

You’re supposed to be nothing, thats what you’re supposed to be. What you think something sounds like means fook.

Flano · May 12, 2009, 4:41pm

Utter scutter

Thrawneen · May 12, 2009, 5:10pm

Very…VERY foolish words.
http://queen-of-outer-space.com/wrb9.jpg

BenShermin · May 12, 2009, 8:44pm

farmerinthecity · May 12, 2009, 8:47pm

Thought that poem was class myself.

Mac · May 12, 2009, 9:37pm

Was 9PM in the morning back then?

BenShermin · May 12, 2009, 10:04pm

Yep, the hangovers from TFK parties in the Harby were that bad back then!

Flano · May 12, 2009, 10:59pm

Spot on Ben. Mondays were quiet.

And the poem is quality. The rhyming of piles and crocodiles is particularly amusing.