Pool Two: The First Inaugural TFK Top Chocolate Bar Competition 2015

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:mad::mad::mad:
That’s a stupid rule. Are you still using windows 95? No you’re not because it’s fucking obsolete. If this was a thread for best Chocolate bars pre 2000 then fine, but it isn’t it’s a “Top Chocolate Bar” competition. How can you exclude some of the best chocolate bars available?
I’m fucking seething.

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The Wispa is basically an Aero in more attractive wrapping. Any bar which is entirely made of chocolate is the same. Dairy Milk, Yorkie, Galaxy, Wispa, Aero etc are all essentially the same product, just in a different shape.

The Twix is a clear winner here.

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That’s a stupid rule. Are you still using windows 95? No you’re not because it’s fucking obsolete. If this was a thread for best Chocolate bars pre 2000 then fine, but it isn’t it’s a “Top Chocolate Bar” competition. How can you exclude some of the best chocolate bars available?
I’m fucking seething.[/QUOTE]
Because the openness of the market now means there are too many new entrants to the market, or specialist imported confectionery. I’m trying to cater for roasters here who won’t have seen a Reese’s or a Charleston Chew.

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[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1148999, member: 183”]The Wispa is basically an Aero in more attractive wrapping. Any bar which is entirely made of chocolate is the same. Dairy Milk, Yorkie, Galaxy, Wispa, Aero etc are all essentially the same product, just in a different shape.

The Twix is a clear winner here.[/QUOTE]

That’s a scandalous post.

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Sorry, I should have clarified that the Wispa and Aero are made of chocolate and air.

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[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1148999, member: 183”]The Wispa is basically an Aero in more attractive wrapping. Any bar which is entirely made of chocolate is the same. Dairy Milk, Yorkie, Galaxy, Wispa, Aero etc are all essentially the same product, just in a different shape.

The Twix is a clear winner here.[/QUOTE]

Ridiculous statement from a man with clearly a questionable pallet. HUGE difference between an Aero and a Wispa with a Wispa being far superior. The Chocolate is far smoother the bubbles far far smaller.

Retract your stement or forever wallow in your ignorance.

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[QUOTE=“count of monte cristo, post: 1149026, member: 348”]Ridiculous statement from a man with clearly a questionable pallet. HUGE difference between an Aero and a Wispa with a Wispa being far superior. The Chocolate is far smoother the bubbles far far smaller.

Retract your stement or forever wallow in your ignorance.[/QUOTE]
If I wanted to buy bubbles I would have asked Michael Jackson.

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They taste nothing alike. :mad:

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I think you’ll find they both taste of chocolate, pal.

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I assume that @Rocko voted for the Turkish Delight?

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[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1148999, member: 183”]The Wispa is basically an Aero in more attractive wrapping. Any bar which is entirely made of chocolate is the same. Dairy Milk, Yorkie, Galaxy, Wispa, Aero etc are all essentially the same product, just in a different shape.

The Twix is a clear winner here.[/QUOTE]

That is an outrageously offensive post

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Don’t cry.

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That’s a stupid rule. Are you still using windows 95? No you’re not because it’s fucking obsolete. If this was a thread for best Chocolate bars pre 2000 then fine, but it isn’t it’s a “Top Chocolate Bar” competition. How can you exclude some of the best chocolate bars available?
I’m fucking seething.[/QUOTE]
No, it’s an “Inaugural Top Chocolate Bar Competition”.

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[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1148999, member: 183”]The Wispa is basically an Aero in more attractive wrapping. Any bar which is entirely made of chocolate is the same. Dairy Milk, Yorkie, Galaxy, Wispa, Aero etc are all essentially the same product, just in a different shape.

The Twix is a clear winner here.[/QUOTE]

Ah for fuck sake, you’ve lost all credibility here today

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@Sidney views on chocolate bars are like his views on marriage - without any nuance and lacking in any sort of discerning qualitative analysis. Chocolate is chocolate in his eyes. Case closed.

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Who’s the fudge packer??

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I was packing fudge but I changed to Lion bar.

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Someone is still packing, bro.

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Wispa, Twix and Turkish Delight. Purple Yorkie or Peanut Lion would have given me food for thought but in these cases the originals are not the best.

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Wispa will win this doing handstands. Twix will be better for the run and might go better on better ground in the final.