What will these guys do when blue sky takes over
Poor Ewan is having a hard time coming to terms with the fact the people he decided to hitch his wagon to are all pro-Israel nutters.
You can sense the hurt and the regret, the buyer’s remorse.
The INTERNET is a tough oul’ business. But selling your soul is never wise.
Ewan made a mistake in jumping on the Palestinian wagon too early.
Pro-Israel is a better brand fit for him.
You either go with the full suite of headbanger positions or you go with none of them.
You can’t be an anti-trans headbanger and yet anti-Israeli genocide. You can’t be a “Covid was a hoax” crank and yet accept the climate crisis is real. You can’t be a Putin lover and yet cognisant of the disinformation crisis.
You either live in the real world like normal people or you decide to fully subsume your brain to the “End Wokeness” Twitter account.
But you can’t be a la carte headbanger.
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That’s one of your best ever posts on here.
Ewan looks in here regularly. @Ewan would you think of pm-ing @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy ? He is the fucking pivot master!
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Correct and right!
You can tell that Ewan was going to end up a MAGA Trumper long before he realised it himself.
The INTERNET never forgets and 180 merchants will always be badly exposed.
How ewan deals with this one will be the quintessential fascinating to watch. Any predictions? Maybe he’s just a mad principled cunt and he’ll dig in. Or failing that put up picture of him visiting lough derg after his confirmation
Ewan is going after that fat genocidal slug Ian O’Doherty now. This is fascinating.
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Post up the tweets. I am not on it.
Trouble in paradise between Ewan and his follower Darren, who respects him and agrees with him on a lot, namely the suite of Ewan’s far right headbanger opinions on matters other than Israel.
But a schism could be on the cards.
Ewan says the Israelis are parasites. Darren says Muslims are parasites. Ewan thinks the Israelis are committing genocide. Darren agrees with the genocide. How will they square this circle without falling out?
“They bring their anger and bitty with them”?
Is “bitty” a new internet term that I’m not familiar with? Is it a nod to Little Britain?
The far-right racist lads don’t tend to be the most literate or erudite.
Darren has brought his bitty with him.
You can see why Ewan wouldn’t want to lose him as a follower.
We’ve had some over & back before on the headbangers that view Ukraine as antagonisers against Russia, sure they left poor Vlad with no other option but to invade. The full suite headbanger position, as you call it, would have seen those folk in the pro Assad camp too. What is their take on Assad being overthrown?
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The full suite headbanger would be pro-Assad. Shaney here is a full suite headbanger.
There’s a sort of fault line among the headbangers regarding Israel.
You get the pro-Trump, pro-Russia, pro-Israel headbangers, and then you have the pro-Trump, pro-Russia, anti-Israel headbangers.
Which of those camps individual headbangers are in probably depends on whether their love for genocide or their hatred of Jews is stronger.
Assad was definitely the headbangers’ guy though. Especially the Ewanist, Wallaceite strain of headbanger. The “I’m so anti-imperialist I support Russia invading countries unprovoked” type. You’ll get full suite headbangers constantly referring to “head choppers” in reference to Syria, while somehow ignoring this.
The Assad loving headbangers loved “independent journalists” like Eva Bartlett and Vanessa Beeley. They were “independent journalists” like Philip Dwyer is a “journalist”. That is to say, regime propagandists. They loved a tweet from “Syrian Girl”, a clickbait vulture who is actually from Australia.
The truth about some pro-Palestine cosplayers like Ewan and Wallace and Daly is that they’re happy to pretend to support Palestinians as an oppressed people and all that. Yet next door in Syria, they use their “anti-woke” racist as fuck ideology whoich could come straight out of the mouth of Lozza Fox, that Muslims are simply savages, head choppers Ted, they’re ALL head choppers.
It does also seem somewhat of a contradiction on the part of Ewanist headbangers to portray Palestinians as peace loving innocents while Syrians who opposed and/or were butchered by Assad are supposedly all “head choppers”.
Good genocide, bad genocide. Good oppressors, bad oppressors. Good people wanting freedom, bad people wanting freedom.
Bad people wanting freedom BOOOOOO.
To the headbangers, it all depends on whether you can score points on Twitter. That and their own egos are all they care about.
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It’s a funny one
The headbangers have been the most predictable of predictable groupings, must be the free thinking that allows them to come down on an identical side to each other and the internet and podcast heroes
But we’re seeing a few cracks in the Middle East,
Takes a wise man to play the fool
Stand back, we have an expert. This was a STAGED “crash”. A FALSE FLAG.