Post your "tell us a joke" joke

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Oh ya obviously. Behind their back is grand

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It’s easy be a hard man standing behind a printer

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Exactly. That’s why we do it

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When Ball Ox was recently banned from here he could only communicate through new usernames which he was able to create and which would appear on the front page of the website.

One day on here Thrawneen posted how his gran had recently died and how he was cut up about it.

10 minutes later there was a new username THRAWNEENSGRANISAWHORE

That made me laugh. I can’t help that it did.

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Tags were a big loss

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#nccsuckscock

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How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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:joy:

I spent hours at it.

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disgusting carry on tbf

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It was only a bit of craic, ncc saw the funny side of it.

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"Did you hear about the sex mad egg? He ran around with his yolk hanging out. "

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the original point of the thread? bollox taste pal. hon the spurs!!

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Just about enough elements in that one to get a rxn.

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An egg doesn’t have legs to run about on.

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Why does the milkman have a white van?

To carry the milk around.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman asks him what he’s having. “Two pints of Ale and a double vodka neat” says the horse. Seeing the horse is alone, the barman is curious about the order so he asks the horse if he’s an alcoholic. The horse is shocked and exclaims “I think not!”. All of a sudden, the horse vanishes into thin air.

Now at this stage, those of you with a passing knowledge of philosophy are probably smirking, no doubt amused by the gag on Cogito Ergo Sum. This is the classic proposition that thought is the source of existence, translated as “I think, therefore, I am”.

But to explain the concept at the start would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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ah yes, old RenĂŠ Descartes who of course was a French philosopher, mathematician, and scientist. Dubbed the father of modern western philosophy,

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Calling it the ‘Chinese Coronavirus’ might inflame racial tensions.

I think we should put a different slant on it.

Too soon???

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A traveller is at a loose end in the post Covid 19 world. He decides to try his hand at retail and lands a job in local sports shop.

It is going very well and his boss is delighted with his customer service.

A woman comes in for a tennis racket.
Lawn or clay court he asks.
Lawn she says.
This one here is a great one and on sale. She heads off happy.

Next customer, a young man, comes in and asks for a baseball bat

Wedding or funeral?

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Vile

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