Poster of the year 2018

anon61878697 · October 30, 2018, 11:07am

you’re a gas man - it was clear as day what you were at… you’ve roped in a load of halfwits of your own … exposing levels of seethe unlike anything ever seen on here. but got the nice post

gilgamboa · October 30, 2018, 11:07am

Ringleaders turning on each other now.

gilgamboa · October 30, 2018, 11:09am

Some roar in fairness

HBV · October 30, 2018, 11:14am

another thread ruined by the online limerick senior hurling supporters, they are surely the greatest group of fucking needy halfwits using the internet currently

Watchyourtoes · October 30, 2018, 11:23am

And then this lad angrier than all due to being the only Limerick based poster left on the outside looking in!

Juhniallio · October 30, 2018, 11:26am

This thread makes no sense at all. I’d never venture into a Limerick GAA thread really. Did all the Limerick lads really refuse to post before the AI because of some internet spat??? Quality begrudgery if so.

flattythehurdler · October 30, 2018, 11:29am

No, I think they were afraid that them posting on TFK would affect the teams chances.

anon61878697 · October 30, 2018, 11:33am

anon32894817 · October 30, 2018, 11:36am

No they didn’t want to post on the game publically becuase they thought their musings would be thrown back In their face if limerick lost. That’s what I understood anyway.

Tassotti · October 30, 2018, 11:49am

Kev had the right idea. He fucked off. This place is on the way out.

glenshane · October 30, 2018, 11:50am

The Shame I feel about Dublin as my capital

I have a story along these lines.

LONG BORING STORY ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF GAY SEX OCCURING PUBLICLY ON THE STREETS OF DUBLIN

When I was in Shanghai last summer I made friends with a Canadian lad doing a world tour. He came to Dublin this summer and I met up with him and took him to a concert. He was telling me he had been staying in a hostel the past week but had to leave it for the weekend because the prices went up so high on Saturday and Sunday. As far as I could tell he basically slept rough for a night.

He says that one Saturday night he didn’t know where to go so he wandered to Christ Church. He sat down on a public bench that was surrounded by some bushes. I think he means around the back of the Dublin County Council offices but I’m not sure exactly. It was around pub closing time. He says that as he sat there for about 30 minutes a string of men wandered up very close to him amongst the bushes, rode each other or else sucked each other off and then went home again. A man would stand waiting in the bushes near the bench. A stranger would approach him, either ride him in the ass or else blow him and then once he got rode he would wander off. The rider would then wait for another man to come an ride him and it would work like a conveyor belt. This would happen right in front of him, about 3 or 4 times in a row, and none of them gave a shit that he would see them. He said the cycle was broken when one of the men, instead of performing a sex act did a shit on the ground right in front of my Canadian mate and then wandered off.

My Canadian mate was a cool chilled guy and completely straight. I have no reason to think he was lying. He thinks the men were “straight men who have sex with men” types. We mocked and laughed at that type of lad. Basically he knew more about Dublin after being there for one night than I knew after being there for years.

Ambrose_McNulty:

So you met a foreigner, brought him to a concert, rode him and then let him sleep on a park bench? You’re some cunt.

@Ambrose_McNulty must be in with a shout. The retort quoted above is a distillation of tfk at its finest: Insight, irreverence, deviousness and badness.
Or ‘a bit of a cut about it’.

Wrong thread

Joe_Player · October 30, 2018, 11:59am

@glenshane has to be nominated

Tassotti · October 30, 2018, 12:02pm

He’s a very poor poster. Gets very emotional after a few Heineken. Reminds me of a woman

flattythehurdler · October 30, 2018, 12:02pm

I’ll nominate him then. I’ve nominated most “people”

HBV · October 30, 2018, 12:03pm

he shouldnt be here at all, there is nothing for him here. everyone thinks hes a cunt

Tassotti · October 30, 2018, 12:06pm

That comment will get him going now

glenshane · October 30, 2018, 12:07pm

Myself included

glenshane · October 30, 2018, 12:08pm

Must have been one you saw on tv

HBV · October 30, 2018, 12:12pm

why doesnt he just fuck off, iv never seen anyone engage with him. i find him a right weird cunt

balbec · October 30, 2018, 10:01pm

A bit of everything. Both a dig and a compliment to @dodgy_keeper . But i’m very concerned at this football business. Matt O’Callaghan purring on the podcast about Kildimo -Pallaskenry winning a football title and how Kyle Hayes is a fine footballer. Lets hear him purring when Kyle does his cruciate. Clubs like Kildimo have no business messing around with football. Look at Adare, lost to hurling now playing football a game for oafs and dwarfs with pigeon chests.