Show me someone who goes to a lot of committee meetings and Iāll show you someone who doesnāt have a proper job - Jeremy Clarkson
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Thatās deadly
To be honest Iām dismayed that Prince William is marrying someone who was raised in a house. I hope he knows what heās doing.
As I said early a commoner. Its a recipe for disaster.
Date and venue confirmed. Westminster Abbey, 29 April 2011. A bank holiday in the United Kingdom. Presume it will also be a bank holiday across the rest of the empire.
Are you serious ?
Will this clash with the conclusion of the World Snooker Championships?
Lovely stuff
would i be correct in saying that kate middleton is the first person to put her finger in dianas ring since dodi?
Frankie Boyle on the Royal Wedding
Thereās going to be a Royal wedding! Ironically I donāt get a day off for the wedding as I work part time as an Al-Qaeda sniper.
If Williamās marriage is half as happy as his mum and dadās then Kate might as well cut her own brake cables now.
Williamās dad of course had an affair with Camilla and his mum slept with Englishmen, Americans, and an Egyptian before finally being f**ked by that Frenchman.
Charles broke Dianaās heartā¦ten years before a steering column mashed what was left of it. Letās not forget that night. We all know where we were when Diana died. I for one was weaving around Paris in a white Fiat.
If the British Royal Family keep marrying outside the aristocracy, it wonāt be long before theyāll hardly have any German blood left in them.
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Letās hope so . We have few enough of them
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Nipples!
Kate Middleton is pregnant.
Theyāre not even married yet.
Fucking scandalous.
Oh Bandage noā¦
bump
Typical commoner. I hope she wonāt look fat on her wedding day. I suppose she could follow the example of Diana and try vomiting everything back up for the next four weeks to mitigate the effects.