I went over to London to visit a mate and the pubs were all shut for about 3 days the fucking cunts.
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They were all open in hackney
It was them royals wot done her in, worried she was going to revel some big secrets about them they was
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The real moral of the story is that if a driver of a car has quaffed a few bottles of wine and done drugs the man paying him shouldnât be telling him to driver faster .
There was a fascinating programme on last night, the Queen nearly passed out wit shock when she heard the news
The Pap killed her, they hounded her to death
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It was Roland Rat wot done it, mate.
I was in a hotel in Crete and the barman kept telling us our queen was dead
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Was he a Hearts fan?
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she was the peoples Queen
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No he was a lical who could not make out the difference between Irish and British people.
I think i asked him or told him âwhat part of turkey are you from?â Or âyouâre turkishâ or something rather juvenile like that.
Which is ironic as i picked up the nickname the turk later in life
I had great time for her anyway.
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she was a special woman, she represented us all
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how did they know diana had dandruff ?
They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox
Anniversaries of notable deaths are always a great excuse to tell people of the utterly banal details of what they were doing at the time.
I watched âOur Friends In The Northâ which was shown on BBC2 from circa 10pm to 11pm on Saturday August 30th, 1997. Then I watched a bit of Match Of The Day. Blackburn had a good win at Crystal Palace. Chris Sutton may have scored the winner? I think there may have been an edition of the âComedy Storeâ with Barry Cryer on after it. Then I fell asleep on the two-seater couch in the downstairs back room at about 12:30am, with my legs hanging awkwardly over the one of the shoulders of the couch, and while I think I drifted in and out of sleep during the night and wished I was in bed rather than on the couch, I didnât have the awareness or the wherewithal to drag myself up to bed, and stayed there unconscious until my mother woke me at around 8:40am to tell me Diana had been killed in a car crash in Paris.
I went for a pee, and then I think I had a bowl of cereal while watching Tony Blair speaking. I canât remember what type of cereal it was.
She had an emotionally tumultuous upbringing and was very naive the poor girl, your heart could only go out for her. He destroyed her life.
The Aussies love the English,
You may think it quite strange,
Cos we sent them off Downunder,
With only balls and chains.
And when they see the English,
They always shout and scream,
But when they had the chance to vote they voted for The Queen.
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it was a very tragic situation, she wasnât very well, Charles had an awful tough time trying to deal with her
Poor Charles.