They say olive oil. But I’d be skeptical enough
Wiggle the jaw, open the mouth wide and slow, pull the ear lobe down and out, moving up the ear slightly pull it down and out.
Stick your tongue up to the roof of you mouth, hard and forward, for 30 seconds and try any and all of the above and it should clear through the eustachian tube to the back of the throat.
Don’t valsalva. Don’t reverse valsalva.
Sleep with that ear on a hot water bottle in a towel.
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KP will have lockjaw next
RIP
Cataracts. Talk to me.
Cc @anon67715551 @Fagan_ODowd @Rocko
If none of those lads help get onto Danny healy rae and he’ll run a bus from warsaw for you.
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Depending on your location and desire to part with about €1,500 for both eyes you shouldn’t have a problem. Pain free with speedy return to normal in about a fortnight. My mother wasn’t able to get new glasses for about a month if I remember correctly.
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Did you get sorted out after yesterday @Fagan_ODowd?
Sure a prostate exam takes no length these days.
Right as rain.
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That’s the job.
Lovely, how did the examination go?
Was, “Oh Jesus fucking Christ…” or was it “Oh, well that wasn’t too bad, actually…”
It was over before I even knew it was starting for me, I wouldn’t describe it as unpleasant but sort of violated in a very quick and unexpected sort of way.
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I’ll tell ya my fella went rooting as if he’d something planked up there
And he needed to retrieve it in a hurry
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Probably thought he’d located the 4” foam roller you lost in Douglas.
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Could have been the 9 inch heavy duty one
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Lads anyone any advice as regards how to handle a migraine? The wife has a serious one today. Fucking caredoc is ringing out
Dark room, cloth on the head, painkillers, sleep it off
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All done, still not shifting
Doctor so mike. Hope she is ok
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Yeah, trying to get through to care doc but its ringing out. Shes too weak to get into a car