That looks like something some mad wan from Penge or Tooting would send into âTake a Breakâ or âHave a Shiteâ or another of them daft magazines.
âIt means I donât have to throw out my old jeans, it looks so stylish and quirky and all my friends have their own nowâ
They do in their fuck, love. They just think youâre a twat.
@anon61878697 will be on shortly to explain how ourselves and the Basques are all Egyptians or something
Yes itâs called pelota which translates as âspud hockeyâ.
Famously the fastest sport in the world if my memory serves me right, hurling used to advertise itself as the fastest field game in the world, but quite how thatâs decided Iâm not sure
faster than archery or clay pigeon shooting?
Yes.
Neither of those are sports you stupid bastard⌠Stick to liking other peopleâs posts you dullard.
Are these Pelota also?
OooftâŚ
Aye
Did you have a beer in Pamplona? Gas place. All theyâll serve you is a whiskey glass full at a time.
I didnât but had lunch in a place called kataklak which had the best cheesecake Iâve ever tasted
Is there much whiskey in Roscrea?
I never had a drink in Roscrea but Iâd say thereâs as much there as there is in any other town in Ireland.
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer
