Iād say them townie foxes wouldnāt touch a rat. I was walking home from the shop the other day when a townie squirrel hopped out of a bin with a slice of pizza and sat on the wall eating away happy out.
A grey squirrel? Sure thats only a rat with a fluffier tail
Off work today and sitting watching daytime TV. What walks by the back window only a big fucker of a brown rat, brazen as anything the cunt. This means war.
Along the window ledge or outside in the garden?
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Outside in garden. The window is a floor to ceiling job.
Where thereās oneā¦
Youād want to be ultra careful with the doors and windowsā¦putting out the bin or anything the fuckers would be in behind you and you may as well torch the house then. Have you blocked up the letterbox?
Anyoneās cat you can borrow?
New house is beside a big field that was a quarry years ago. Iād say thereās nests of them all around us. Once they stay outside weāll be ok. Iād nearly contemplate getting a cat if I had to
Get the cat. Theyāre hateful cunts, but better than the alternative.
No letterbox on the door. Postbox on the wall. There wonāt be a window opened for another few months Iād say.
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My neighbour is completely paranoid about rats. He got two cats recently so they are doing a good neighbourhood watch job. Iād be investing in one asap tbh
I went on to YouTube to get a video of terriers ratting for @mac. Iām already on my fourth clip.
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Terriers are noisy fuckers who wonāt get into tight spots behind the hot press, behind the skirting boards, the attic or behind a fridge to get a rat, a weasel will.
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Thereās no way a cat is going to these lengths to kill a rat. They donāt even like facing a rat.
If itās in the hotpress though, youāre right. Fire in a weasel, close the door behind him, and let the magic happen.
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I think its a jack russell is required here. Would cats actually take on big rats?
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