Get a cat ffs.
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Gearodent McInerney.
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All Iâve learned from this thread is that Fingal residents are the most useless cunts when it comes to sorting out rats
Youâd think Northsiders would be used to dealing with rats, unbelievable.
Some of ye townies live in 3rd world conditions.
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Have you been keeping Crunchies back from the selection box specifically for this photo opportunity?
Large mouse.
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I note the Crunchie is still intact.
Did the bastard get dazzled by the shiny wrapper?
Your mistake was in not unwrapping the Crunchie before you used it as bait.
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Youâre not supposed to bate him to death with the rat trap
2 failed attempts and a broken thumb later. He has his family living behind that cupboard. Youâve won this battle but his family will win the war. While youâve been fighting this lad youâve probably forgotten to fill the hole he got in through.
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It was because of a previous post of yours on this thread that I didnât go the route of poison for this reason. Thanks Sid.
Iâd be more worried about how he got in 
Jacksonâs corner have thrown in the towel.
Ffs wrong thread. I hope this doesnât become a habit
No. The crunchie was leftover from a cake Mrs J made for the little ladyâs birthday. Sheâs (7) tomorrow. I thought it would stop 20 argumentative /abusive posts about what size it might be (like that of @carryharry above). Happily, Itâs also deflected lads from abusing the floorboards.
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Itâs a kid size Crunchie you mad man. Have you been smoking that shit tonight as well?
Actually, now that you point it out, those floorboards look shocking. No wonder youâve got rats living in your cupboards
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