Rats - A thread about Cats

[anon67715551]

@gilgamboa

@anon67715551

Based on their ability to breed I’d say you could have 30 or 40 of the bastards in the vicinity of the shed now.
Whatever you do keep the children indoors until you can visually account for 30 or so actual kills.

You need a good terrier, a shotgun, a ferret, 20kg of Storm (ratpoision) and a heap of Rosaries.
You’re being invaded buddy, get out in front immediately.

Id be having a good think about moving house

That mightn’t be a runner. There were some rumblings in the past.
A “Calling Mac” thread may throw more light on it.

[Juhniallio]

@gilgamboa

@anon67715551

Based on their ability to breed I’d say you could have 30 or 40 of the bastards in the vicinity of the shed now.
Whatever you do keep the children indoors until you can visually account for 30 or so actual kills.

You need a good terrier, a shotgun, a ferret, 20kg of Storm (ratpoision) and a heap of Rosaries.
You’re being invaded buddy, get out in front immediately.

Id be having a good think about moving house

Cos you live in Cork?

[balbec]

Leaving bread out in the shed. Amateur hour.

[myboyblue]

@balbec

Leaving bread out in the shed. Amateur hour.

He may as well have invited them in ffs.

[Copper_pipe]

Might as well make tae for them!

[gilgamboa]

Im not the fella infested with vermin kid!

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Do you have a large Swiss ball. Buy a couple of them.

Fill them with carbon monoxide and place all over the house and move out for a week.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Juhniallio

Met the fella who lives behind us yesterday. He said he’d rats in the shed and had boxes down but they were empty so far. Our freezer is in the shed and I accidentally left bread on it. Came back this afternoon and the thing was shredded to fuck. They must have eaten 4/5 slices. Traps are back down…

How did they get into the freezer?

[Tim_Riggins]

Would yourself and the neighbour not just call an exterminator?

How can you live like that?

[Mac]

@Tim_Riggins

Would yourself and the neighbour not just call an exterminator?

How can you live like that?

If he won’t pay for planning permission he’ll hardly pay for luxuries such as exterminators

[Halfpipe]

Gary Mabbutt: Rat ate part of my foot while I slept

Maybe best to leave a loaf at the bedroom door as well to take the hunger off them a bit before they come in to say goodnight to ya.

[TreatyStones]

@Juhniallio

Met the fella who lives behind us yesterday. He said he’d rats in the shed and had boxes down but they were empty so far. Our freezer is in the shed and I accidentally left bread on it. Came back this afternoon and the thing was shredded to fuck. They must have eaten 4/5 slices. Traps are back down…

What type of shed is it? If it’s a timber type one they are probably living under it. You need to get a few terriers on site and smoke them out

[Mac]

@Mac

@Juhniallio

Take that @mac. Less than 24 hours from noticing him to death noticing him.

2 failed attempts and a broken thumb later. He has his family living behind that cupboard. You’ve won this battle but his family will win the war. While you’ve been fighting this lad you’ve probably forgotten to fill the hole he got in through.

Don’t say you weren’t warned Juhy.

[carryharry]

That area is walking with the horrible hairy bastards.

[Juhniallio]

Lads running around here screaming that the sky is falling down need to chill out. We no longer have a rat in the house. They’re cowering in the shed or around a few people’s back gardens. The talk is that the building site at dunnes has brought them up. I’ve two (2) traps in the shed with quality baked ham in them right now. If it all goes wrong I’ll clobber them with the leftovers of my foot. The main thing is a few lads got in and got themselves nice posts and I’m delighted for them.

[Tim_Riggins]

I have read that the whole building site thing is a myth.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@Juhniallio

The talk is that the building site at dunnes has brought them up

[Juhniallio]

@Tim_Riggins

Would yourself and the neighbour not just call an exterminator?

How can you live like that?

The neighbour is a builder and has put traps down over the last week and they are all empty but he has seen a rat. He has a lad who does it for him all the time on sites so it was no biggie for him. @Fagan_ODowd I took the bread out of the freezer to take out the lamb pieces for a stew. I forgot to put the bread back in.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Juhniallio

@Tim_Riggins

Would yourself and the neighbour not just call an exterminator?

How can you live like that?

The neighbour is a builder and has put traps down over the last week and they are all empty but he has seen a rat. He has a lad who does it for him all the time on sites so it was no biggie for him. @Fagan_ODowd I took the bread out of the freezer to take out the lamb pieces for a stew. I forgot to put the bread back in.

Fuck sake. Amateur hour.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Put poison under the shed