Rats

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A food replacement system makes more sense day by day.

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And the tourists getting fleeced in there. Top dollar.

But rat eradication programmes have been controversial with some animal rights activists, who have argued that the black rat,although not native to Britain, is one of the country’s most endangered mammals.

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There’s a ban on shooting crows over there at the moment as well. Mental.

What is the best bait for catching a rat? Seen a rat running through the back garden. One of the houses is getting work done.

Any ground disturbance and they’ll be around. Storm. A quick google now tells me it’s available with holes. So you put a wire through it and tie it down under cover. This forces them to eat it rather than carry it away and store it.

Sorry, do you want to catch it or kill it?

Crunchy peanut butter.

Night 1. Put down your trap unset.
Night 2. Put crunchy peanut butter on the trap, unset.
Night 3. Top up the peanut butter and set the trap.

Morning 4. Party time.

Your trap should be the high voltage variant from the Chinese.

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Kill it. I’m not one of these green woke fuckers. Kill it and bin it.

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The bait boxes with poison in them work.

Have a couple if them down with the grain in them. Hopefully it catches the fucker.

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You’d be as well to burn the house down @tazdedub. If there’s one around then there’s likely at least 100 you can’t see.

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Jesus you could do without these vermin, it’s quite likely they’re in your house too. Have you heard any gnawing, scraping sounds? Whatever you do, don’t lock the doors for sure as there’s shite in a goose you’re locking the bastards in.
Mac unfortunately could be right, there’s possibly 100 of the bastards frolicking around and inside your house. Tuck your trousers into your socks and get a gallon of petrol for starters and we’ll work from there. The lads above, @FatChops etc are only raising your hopes, you’re being invaded here…

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Shotgun is the only job

Catch a rat? Fucking hell, get yourself a few terriers and a Tom cat. Light a ring of fire around your property and wait in reserve with whatever sharp edged tool available to join in the fray.

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Nah no sign in the house yet. This one just seems to running through the garden and into the other gardens.

God almighty

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