As dry as Gandhi’s slipper
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He got a boat of gravy with it, no roaster would ate that without it
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In fucking Gort no less. The country is gone mad.
How did you find the mate Sir? I looked under the peas and there it was….
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You wouldn’t get that in Douglas
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An auld lad I used to travel to matches with was presented with a side dish containing 3 small potatoes. He picked one up, took a bite and said to the waitress "ya they’re done, you can bring out the rest ".
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Blame the Brazilians
My buddy got a dinner up in Armagh at the road bowling up there a few months ago,roast beef, boiled spuds and veg.
He said he went to half the spud and it took off across the pub like a bowl on a straight road.
He sent it back, ask the chef has he a hedge cutter for the poppies
This should be in the roaster thread mate.
Move it then, boss
There was a bouleen of chip just out of shot there too. I ate half them and then asked Chrissy to take them before I made a pig of myself.
So no extra gravy/sauce. Washed down with a pint of milk to lubricate it
A full size fella needs 12 spuds at least
God help the poor cunt having to clean that bowl by hand
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I’d need a hard day’s labour to enjoy it fully.
Onion baji , garlic chicken masala, half a chilli and coriander naan and half a pilau rice … 2 beers to wash it down.
Yurt.
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And a couple of packages of crips
You’re putting on the winter coat early this year
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I was working 8-6 today, i was RAVENOUS
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Plastering or blocklaying?
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