Looks amazing. Can you put up the recipe?
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I always assumed you were happily married, Locke. Shows what I know.
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There’s an honesty of effort in that plate of grub. She is clearly no Rachel allen by the look of it but women like that make up for it in other areas. The lady did her best. Its been sitting there an hour or more as the cunt fucked off out for a run.
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Or
C) A sliced dog
A packet of fresh penne, a breast and a half of chicken, a half a head of broccoli a half a head of cauliflower, some homemade pesto and a bit of parmesan.
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Amazing.
Someone really loves you.
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Sure if you don’t love yourself no one will. It’s part of your problem I’d say.
How long did it take her to individually draw the moisture from each pea?
Did she use a neddle or what?
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One egg would have been grand, two would have been perfect
The meal is supposed to be sausages, beans and chips. You can’t just swap in peas willy nilly.
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Shur even some tinned peas would just about survive a run in the microwave, not garden peas though.
I don’t usually like beans but I’ll have them sometimes, sausage peas and chips is a grand meal, a couple of soft fried eggs would have made it much better
Sorry for your troubles
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Your brother has a lovely watch
Did you do a marathon?
That’s been inside in a hot oven for a while.
Twould have been grand if you snapped it fresh
‘‘Twas ready as I was leaving. 5min run, ate it after that
