What county man are you?
No. Just because the presentation mightnt be up to much doesn’t mean it’s not good atein
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The very essence of ravenous
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Have you a woman about the place?
You need to convert to Muslim
Not right now, why?
Is that a boiled full Irish breakfast?
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Are you collecting slops from a hospital or nursing home?
Don’t mind the cunts mixer, I’d say you’re as healthy as a shtone.
What’s in all of that mate?
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That last yoke looks lovely
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Mee Goreng (fried noodles), some local spicy tomato soup, calamari, snapper and complimentary crackers with peanut and sambal sauce.
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Good ateing
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What the fuck is going on in the background, you’re paying far too much attention to the grub mate
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I played the ould trick of ordering the noodles for my daughter, knowing damn well she wouldn’t eat half of it. Scoffed down 90% of it myself. 
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Yerra I was looking after the daughter for ten minutes before that, I handed her over while I drank my coffee.