Has the wife left you?
Is that scrambled egg between the hash brown and the sauasage
Just the frying pan type to soak up the pan scrapings from the rashers,
Under pressure here with my life partner out for the evening. Forgot about my lasagne and oven chips when doing chores so ate a nicely burnt dinner. Don’t have many treats in the house so having to make do with my milky bar yogurt and a couple of M&S biscuity yokes for dessert.
Those expensive trousers you purchased before Christmas must be seriously stretched at this stage
You must be gone up to a size 40 pants?
You will keel over one of the days pal. I’m worried for you
You’ll have to start stockpiling that m&s shite
One of each chocolate treat and the yoghurt is about 800 calories. On top of chips and lasagne another 800.
1600 calories ate after coming home from work 
He’ll burn it off in intensity reached while watching the rugby this weekend.
Just beat me to it!
Yeah, just a little snack as I didn’t have anything substantial for dessert.
Hopefully he wont be eating all his feelings after a tight defeat
You deserve it #dadbod
Is your significant other Coeliac?
Yeah, but she’s not a practising one.
I’ll light a candle for you this weekend, pal.
I believe she was drunk and he thought she said Celtic and it all went from there.
No Latte sipping Na P pinko would ate that . I will give you the tomatoes