Gutter tabloid trash.
I can confirm that he did get hit by an articulated lorry but it was while he was driving and in Clarkey’s words ‘it was only a tip’
Is tfk having to resort to gutter journalism in order seek new members?
“Only a tip!!!” It was enough to keep him out of work this morning and while Clarkey is a brave individual and might be tempted to shrug off the experience, sometimes the full effects of these incidents doesn’t materialise for a few days.
Hang on in there Clarkey, some of us are rooting for you.
Clarkey, thinking of you pal.
What hospital are you in?
Do you prefer grapes or oranges?
7-Up or Lucozade?
Hot Press, Q, NME etc or some porno mags?
I can confirm that I am soldiering on through. The ambulance arrived and I shrugged them off and said I had to go audit. They understood.
Here’s what actually happened. Was crawling along the M50 in heavy traffic. Big fook off articulated lorry merges from the left on top of me. I get out thinking my whole passenger side is going to be squashed in but low and behold just a small dent. The lorry was German and thus left hand drive so I was in his blind spot. Thanks to all the well-wishers. I feel so loved.
Bandage - didn’t ignore your text. I have no credit. Had tried to text you earlier in fact to invite you to join the audit team on the engagement I’m currently on. Think you know the one. In particular if you can add to your prior year actuarial file that’d be great. You sitting around in your Y-fronts all day revelling in your unemployment?
Great to hear you’re safe and well CC. I must admit I had quite a minimalist style during my auditing days. It’s probably fair to say that less was definitely more on that actuarial file from last year.